A guy who had no money to eat was roaming around the
streets of Warri, feeling very hungry. While passing
by a restaurant, he collaspsed, pretending to be
unconsious. A waiter and i quickly rushed out of the
restaurant to help him out. I said to the waiter; Go
inside and bring anything. The waiter went and came back with garri, milk, sugar and pure water. We mixed
them together and fed the guy. After taking it, the guy
got up and collasped again. I said to the waiter; Go in
quickly and bring whatever is available in the
restaurant. The waiter went and came back with garri
and ordinary water. We gave the guy and he spat it out. The waiter and i were surprised and demanded what was
his problem. He quickly got up and said; I dey go
another place, which kind yeye people una be sef, out of
all the delicious food una dey sell here, na only garri
una fit give me?

A man was travelling in his car along Ughelli-Asaba
express road near Ozoro. He saw Akpors holding a stick, a
huge bush meat hanging on the stick and decided to buy
it. He stopped and priced; Oboy, how much is your bush
meat? Akpors replied; Oga na 5,000 naira. The man said;
Shuo, oboy, e too cost na, how much you go sell am last? Akpors said; Oga, bring 4,500. The man then said; Ok, go
put am for my boot. Akpors went behind the car, saying in his
mind; If dis man open the boot, i go drop the bush meat
for ground and i go collect my money. Immediately Akpors closed
the boot without putting the bush meat inside, the man
drove off without paying Akpors!!. Akpors shouted ole ooo!

I was in a commercial bus when an illiterate old man
decided to send a recharge card to his son who is in the
university. He scratched the card, after scratching, he
called the boy with his mobile phone and said; Ehen
John na me, oya make you write down this number, na
MTN 1,500. 1266 3351 4213. Minutes later, a guy sitting beside me said; Oga, dis ur card no correct o,
dem say the pin no dey exist. All the passengers in the
bus then exclaimed; No wonder the tin no gree enter since!.#Wetin yhu go do?#

If none of this jokes could make you even smile, to talk of commenting...Then ya problem done over shadow the joke..ayam sorie

Chokolee: A man was travelling in his car along Ughelli-Asaba
express road near Ozoro. He saw Akpors holding a stick, a
huge bush meat hanging on the stick and decided to buy
it. He stopped and priced; Oboy, how much is your bush
meat? Akpors replied; Oga na 5,000 naira. The man said;
Shuo, oboy, e too cost na, how much you go sell am last? Akpors said; Oga, bring 4,500. The man then said; Ok, go
put am for my boot. Akpors went behind the car, saying in his
mind; If dis man open the boot, i go drop the bush meat
for ground and i go collect my money. Immediately Akpors closed
the boot without putting the bush meat inside, the man
drove off without paying Akpors!!. Akpors shouted ole ooo!

we don't shout ole in delta... but nice joke

nbright: we don't shout ole in delta... but nice joke

Lol..aiite

thumbs up, good jokes

Nyc

Nice jokes...