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Abeg Laugh Out Loud , hehehe

Akpors is advising y'all that if u
are a man and u want 2 live a long life
pls dont go near ur woman's phone
unless u have shock-absorbers like
him.

He just got home now and met
his neighbour(Emeka)crying like a
baby, then they got talking.

Akpors: Mekus wetin happen
now...who die nau
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Akpors: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don
die?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even
die sef I no go cry...dis girl has
finished me ooo

Akpors: oya pls calm down and tel me
wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av
bn paying her school fees up2 her
final year now use idiot 2 save my
name in her phone....

Akpors: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot
dey pain u even makin u cry? U
get time my broda...
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain
me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot
number 18

Akpors: hmmm my broda manage d
idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I
wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2
save my name in her phone...
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo
atleast dat one is even beta...

Akpors: shut up! Wen I scrolled d
phone further I saw 3 other
evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob)
,then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony)
,and den 4 Apostles
(Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev
(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one
bishop Francis....

Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat
bishop is d general overseer of her
heart and u be ordinary branch
pastor!!!!

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Abeg Laugh Out Loud , hehehe

Akpors is advising y'all that if u
are a man and u want 2 live a long life
pls dont go near ur woman's phone
unless u have shock-absorbers like
him.

He just got home now and met
his neighbour(Emeka)crying like a
baby, then they got talking.

Akpors: Mekus wetin happen
now...who die nau
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Akpors: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don
die?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even
die sef I no go cry...dis girl has
finished me ooo

Akpors: oya pls calm down and tel me
wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av
bn paying her school fees up2 her
final year now use idiot 2 save my
name in her phone....

Akpors: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot
dey pain u even makin u cry? U
get time my broda...
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain
me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot
number 18

Akpors: hmmm my broda manage d
idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I
wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2
save my name in her phone...
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo
atleast dat one is even beta...

Akpors: shut up! Wen I scrolled d
phone further I saw 3 other
evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob)
,then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony)
,and den 4 Apostles
(Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev
(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one
bishop Francis....

Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat
bishop is d general overseer of her
heart and u be ordinary branch
pastor!!!!

Lol, buhaha, After God, fear women.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Definition of "KISS" from d
educational point of view.
.
MATHS:>
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
ECONOMICS:>
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
PHYSICS:>
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a short
time...!
.
COMPUTER:>
KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without any
DATA CABLE...!

End of class. I call it a day.

One day, while a woodcutter
was cutting a branch of a
tree above river, his axe fell
into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you
crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe
has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down in the water
and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and
came up with a silver axe.
"Is this
your axe?"the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied,
"No."

The Lord went down again and
came up with an iron axe. "Is this
your axe?"the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and gave him all
three axes to keep, and the
woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter
was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the
river.
When he cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked him, "Why are
you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into
the water!"
The Lord went down into the water
and came up with Geneive
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied!
That is untrue!!!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees
and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It
is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I
had said 'no' to Genevie, you
would have come up with
Yvonne Nelson.
Then if I also
said 'no' to her, you would have
come up with my wife. Had I then
said 'yes,' you would have given
me all three. Lord, I am a poor
man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, and I love my
wife such that I don't want her to
share me with anyone, so THAT'S
why I said yes to Genevie."

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a
good and honorable reason, and for
the benefit of others..
MOSTLY his
1st lady!

That's our story, and we're sticking
to it..
THE GUYS.

Have a blessed day ahead.

A Sunday school teacher
asked her little children, as
they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping.

Jesus and Satan were
having an on-going
argument about who was
better on the computer. They had
been going at it for days, and
frankly God was tired of hearing all
the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT!
I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two
hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with Heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster
than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time
was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
poured, and, of course, the power
went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen
and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back
on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost
everything when the power went
out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became
irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not
fair! He cheated! How come he has
all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged his shoulders
and said, "JESUS SAVES"

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them,
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities
as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the human body." As an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt
of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his
mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the
dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
told them: "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger.
Now, learn to pay attention."