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sori o

bad omen!

. . just like you are

just the way u were once

but i repented. now you shud

tufe repent

it means i can also repent

hahaha

very funny, coz i be satan abi?

how we go take know say you no be, afterall, the guy go dey online too

me call u satan?

noooooooooooooooooooo i no dey look face?

i cadun't fit call u that o.

but u dey wear black and black plus u ve horns and tail and ya eyes dey red[b] [/b]

Jah almight 4give you. cuz if me use me tongue curse u, Rastafarin will carry it out.

go in peace my child

amen

see as sinners dey confess

Na so Tufe Life dey since im commot for belle

10x mr. tufe

its rare to find ya kind of faith and believe on nairaland and for this ya discretion has made u whole.

plus u ve the kind of jesus character. 10x again my laud.

if na ituen or sauce walahi them go don spit fire and rage like dragon.

thats the way to survive, man

indeed

good, so just siddon look

siddon look for what na?

*looks on*

good girl

thanks dear

ill be good as long as bla bla bla exist

clemcy ya mind needs cleansing!

so i ll say u come with me cos am going to ve mine cleansed

nevr!

why shuld i clean my mind?

lailai why shuld u?doesn't he know dirty minds have de best humour

nevr!

why shuld i clean my mind?

ok am sorry clemcy and folly .

that means i llgo alone.

ok now take care

mater folly won't u see me off?

na him see you when you come lagos from aba?

. . . .with leg too.
heard he trekked from aba to lag,the journey of 40 days 
segun with his wilderness journey

He was my forerunner

He came to deliver the good news that i was coming to Lagos

Unfortunately, i used Bellview airlines and i got to LAgos b4 him and i have left Lagos and the good news hasnt yet been proclaimed


Chaiiiiiiiii

When will naija develop? Thank God, John d Baptist aint a nigerian, else Jesus for come before am

Ituen make una join hands develop am na. Nobi to destroy with chicken yanshed mouth .

no mind am

_{*dials my maga fone number*}

Hello, yes its me
Olusegun yaradua obasanjoe

Have ya made the transfer to my account?

no?.,.,., why?
I have told ya, the millions will reach youa account by friday, just for ya to send a little something for my deputy
he will not release the funds to youa account until we pay him

ok.,.,. good, so we can make my travel arrangements to ur country
, ok haa, small thing, the moment the money reach youa account, Nna ehn, ya go have course to laugh

_{*Hangs up*}


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