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My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 2:21pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow, |
Re: My Very First Time by diddy4(m): 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
atleast i moved my lips at this one. |
Re: My Very First Time by Free(f): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
hey diddy wat have i done to u its as if u hate me |
Re: My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
heyyyyy
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Re: My Very First Time by diddy4(m): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
@ smartshotz i dont hate you. be real and original. half of the jokes you've posted have been previously posted. search before you post. |
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