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My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 2:21pm On Apr 20, 2006
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow,
Re: My Very First Time by diddy4(m): 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2006
atleast i moved my lips at this one.
Re: My Very First Time by Free(f): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2006
hey diddy wat have i done to u its as if u hate me
Re: My Very First Time by smartshotz(m): 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2006
heyyyyy

Re: My Very First Time by diddy4(m): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2006
@ smartshotz

i dont hate you. be real and original. half of the jokes you've posted have been previously posted. search before you post. angry

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