Mr Akpors d Lecturer Gives his students Answers for Stupid Questions :
Q1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you
"are you sleeping ?"
Ans : no, I’m picking beans.
Q2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ?
Ans : I want to wash them for you
Q3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath ?''
Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl
Q4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up ?''
Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and
get me!
Q5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers ?''
Ans : no baby, they're carrots!
Q6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a
friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing
here ?''
Ans : I’m here to pay my school fees!
Q7. When people see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''
Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.
Q8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you :
''Plz can I get you
a table ?''
Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the floor.

hahahahahahahaha very funny