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New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Chokolee(m): 1:09pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
To Package urself no be crime I repeat, no be crime... Check out dis new NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention&Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research&Communications Manager (RCM) . Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis&Criticism Specialist (RACS) Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement&Care- Giving Executive (TSRCE) Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing&Maintenance Executive (ATME) Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing&Correction Engineer (AFTCE) Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC) People wia just de read and go:Data theft Officers (DTO) Make i here say you just read and u no just even like or comment:Bad belle Official Agent (BBOA) ...No vex with me abeg, na so we see am...just package yourself..no time o..even if na shyit u dey pack..:Azz Detonated Missiles Evacuating Specialist (ADMES) 2 Likes |
Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Exponental(m): 1:23pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
U try......... Creativity is a good thing, I love it. 2 Likes |
Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Chokolee(m): 2:27pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Exponental: U try......... Creativity is a good thing, I love it.Thanks man.. |
Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by RexioKlasik(m): 3:13pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Gud 1 but...... its old..... |
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