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New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Chokolee(m): 1:09pm On Nov 18, 2012
To Package urself no be crime I repeat, no be crime... Check out dis new
NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive
Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention&Surveillance Officer
(TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research&Communications Manager (RCM)

. Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis&Criticism Specialist
(RACS)

Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement&Care-
Giving Executive (TSRCE)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing&Maintenance Executive
(ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing&Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

People wia just de read and go:Data theft Officers (DTO)

Make i here say you just read and u no just even like or comment:Bad belle Official Agent (BBOA)
...No vex with me abeg, na so we see am...just package yourself..no time o..even if na shyit u dey pack..:Azz Detonated Missiles Evacuating Specialist (ADMES)

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Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Exponental(m): 1:23pm On Nov 18, 2012
U try......... Creativity is a good thing, I love it.

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Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by Chokolee(m): 2:27pm On Nov 18, 2012
Exponental: U try......... Creativity is a good thing, I love it.
Thanks man..
Re: New Job Titles#strictly For Seekers# by RexioKlasik(m): 3:13pm On Nov 18, 2012
Gud 1 but...... lipsrsealed







its old..... undecided

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