@op, lol. You really got women, most of your observations are sooo true. However a number of them do not apply to me, when i am not in pain or tired, no pretence and i'll be on my own oh, if i eat anyhow oh, apart from the excess weight, the discomfort for me far outweighs the pleasure of enjoying the food oh.

Ok o.
A day of pain will swallow ALL the 270 days of gain.

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

Congrats dear
We ll hear the cry of the baby and the sound of the mother.
Ireakari oooh

opeoluwa2:

Congrats dear
We ll hear the cry of the baby and the sound of the mother.
Ireakari oooh

Amennnn!!!

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

Wow CONGRATS! I wish you safe delivery. Rocking levels.

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

Congrats, honestly you deserve more 'sorries'from your husband. Wish you a bouncing baby boy

gentlegg:
Congrats, honestly you deserve more 'sorries'from your husband. Wish you a bouncing baby boy

Amen! I receive it IJN

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

@bolded: Only me as a guy can understand what it means, at a time your mates ask of your wards unknowingly to them that u have none, you even loose interest in d s3x of a thing, prayer nko? I got married before i went for a short course, alot of chukking before i left and nothing happened, during the break when my colleague are visiting places like france, austria and italy, i come lagos come dey chuk, yet nothing happen, i tried a visiting visa but denied due to my status come naija again to do more chukking then i know its a big deal, i'm sure i was more caring than your hubby *laffs*,I'm so happy for you o, ire akari gbogbo awon ton woju Oluwa fo'mo rere bi Samueli o.

buchibabe:

Amennnn!!!

And AAAAMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNn and AAAMMMEEENNNN anD AAAMMMIIIIOOO
In JESUS Name o, *louder AMEN*

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

save delivery

Blendy77: Lolz. Really funny. You took ur time to do this research or u're talking from experience? Most of the points are true but not all of them!

Yeah, right!

Oooooooohhhhhhhwwwwww..............nw u gona make me jealous n start havin ideas.

11. Women, also enjoy sex more when they are pregnant and they may demand for it at any Time.

dominique: Nict writeup tho I don't totally agree. Some people don't have the advantage of a caring partner and if you overeat and the foetus gets too big, you could have compliations during delivery. No 10 got me cracking

Of course..!

Nice! But i stil luv being a man, no amount of 'food eating, leg rubing, pillow snatching, lazy-sleeping' beats being a man!

Hmmmmmm

pregnant women nd to show love. have anybody over fed, u will not be urself 4 some minutes talk less of 9months journey.
But, i hate nagging women not matter ur condition. lol

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

My dear no be ur fault,happy 4 you.Wishin safe delivery,Abeg groove na your time.

mogbomoya: very true. i sometimes miss being pregnant.

did u hav an abortion

Nice one op... De thing is dat ma girl can nag naturally, nagging
Is Her hubby, I wonder what her first pregnance will be like. That
Means she will add xtra 10 on top of the first 10 listed above.
All the same, whether enjoyment or disadvantages in pregnant, I
Love it been the MAN dat I am today en I love ma girl d way she is.
Safe delivery to all the pregnant ladies in the room.

dejustice: 11. Women, also enjoy sex more when they are pregnant and they may demand for it at any Time.

Yeah!yeah!!aint no lie bout dat.ur 100percnt cowect!

Very funny... 89% correct

iykemanchi: Nice one op... De thing is dat ma girl can nag naturally, nagging
Is Her hubby, I wonder what her first pregnance will be like. That
Means she will add xtra 10 on top of the first 10 listed above.
All the same, whether enjoyment or disadvantages in pregnant, I
Love it been the MAN dat I am today en I love ma girl d way she is.
Safe delivery to all the pregnant ladies in the room.

AMEN,AMEN,AMEN!!!IJN

ℓ̊ knew some ladies wȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ allow these to get into their heads.if u go try unprotected sex nd unfortunately u cari belle,na ur papa house u go cari am go where mostly all d members of ur nuclear family go they maltreat u.

Na so

I can't wait to be pregnant....

11) No menses...and so you bleep as much as you want without fear of getting pregnant!

Dominiquez:

How are u name sake.

I'm good, been seeing you around for a while

Redmosquito: 5 Disadvantages of being pregnant
1) Pain - morning, afternoon and night
2) Lots of pain
3) Loads of pain
4) Physical pain
5) Emotional pain
My list will beat the OP's list anytime

And. You wil swear never to get pregnant again on your labour day.