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Appreciate The Good Woman In Your Life by phermonyx(m): 12:22pm On Nov 19, 2012
A husband was praying 1 night..
"My God
4 de past 1yr
I'v bn goin 2work everyday for 8hrs & all my wife does is sit @home
Doin NOTIN!
I want her 2 know dat makin money is hard
Cud U pls change our bodies
So dat she can get a feeling of wat it takes 2 be a man?"
Den God granted his wish
D nxt mornng he woke up as a woman
So he (now she)
1. wakes up d children
2. Makes their beds
3. Gives them a bath and dresses them ready for school
4. Makes breakfast for d family
5. Fills d children's lunch boxes
6. Fills the laundry machine
7. Drives kids to school
8. Stopped at the bank on his way back
9. Drives to the supermarket for grocery shopping
10. Comes home n unpacks and stores de shopping
13. Cooks lunch
14. Takes a 20mins nap
15. Gets clothes off the washer to the dryer
16. Vacuums dusts, sweeps and washes the floor
17. Drives back to school to pick up kids
18. Empties kids bag packs
Changes their uniforms and serves them lunch
19. Empties the dryer and does some ironing 20. Makes dinner for family
21. Takes a shower
22. Husband comes back from work after hanging out with friends
She kisses him,
Loosens his tie and helps him with his jacket.
23.Serves dinner n clears the table and kitchen
24. Fills the dishwasher
25. Helps kids with homework
26. Puts kids to bed then she goes to bed.... 27. Gets up at 1am 2 check on d kids
28. Rises @ 4am 2 pray She's expected to
29. Wash her own car or drive it 2 d car wash 30. Ensure d kids are always looking neat and tidy
31. No time 2 socialise or hang out with friends
32. Look her best with hair-nails-makeup etc in place.
D nxt mornin he got up & waz back to his knees prayin...
"My God
I don't knw wot I waz thinkin
Pls I wanna resume my original bodY PLEASE.....
"Den God replied
"My son
I'm afraid u hav 2wait 4 another 12-15months
U got pregnant last night
I will have 2 restore things back after u have put 2 bed
Nursed d baby & C ur 1st Menstruation
GOD bless all d Hard Working women...

Thumb UP 4 all the good Women.
If there is any good woman you appreciate, hit like.

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