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Appreciate The Good Woman In Your Life by phermonyx(m): 12:22pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
A husband was praying 1 night.. "My God 4 de past 1yr I'v bn goin 2work everyday for 8hrs & all my wife does is sit @home Doin NOTIN! I want her 2 know dat makin money is hard Cud U pls change our bodies So dat she can get a feeling of wat it takes 2 be a man?" Den God granted his wish D nxt mornng he woke up as a woman So he (now she) 1. wakes up d children 2. Makes their beds 3. Gives them a bath and dresses them ready for school 4. Makes breakfast for d family 5. Fills d children's lunch boxes 6. Fills the laundry machine 7. Drives kids to school 8. Stopped at the bank on his way back 9. Drives to the supermarket for grocery shopping 10. Comes home n unpacks and stores de shopping 13. Cooks lunch 14. Takes a 20mins nap 15. Gets clothes off the washer to the dryer 16. Vacuums dusts, sweeps and washes the floor 17. Drives back to school to pick up kids 18. Empties kids bag packs Changes their uniforms and serves them lunch 19. Empties the dryer and does some ironing 20. Makes dinner for family 21. Takes a shower 22. Husband comes back from work after hanging out with friends She kisses him, Loosens his tie and helps him with his jacket. 23.Serves dinner n clears the table and kitchen 24. Fills the dishwasher 25. Helps kids with homework 26. Puts kids to bed then she goes to bed.... 27. Gets up at 1am 2 check on d kids 28. Rises @ 4am 2 pray She's expected to 29. Wash her own car or drive it 2 d car wash 30. Ensure d kids are always looking neat and tidy 31. No time 2 socialise or hang out with friends 32. Look her best with hair-nails-makeup etc in place. D nxt mornin he got up & waz back to his knees prayin... "My God I don't knw wot I waz thinkin Pls I wanna resume my original bodY PLEASE..... "Den God replied "My son I'm afraid u hav 2wait 4 another 12-15months U got pregnant last night I will have 2 restore things back after u have put 2 bed Nursed d baby & C ur 1st Menstruation GOD bless all d Hard Working women... Thumb UP 4 all the good Women. If there is any good woman you appreciate, hit like. |
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