MC FUNNY PIKIN: Hi babe, Can we have a natteristic tete-a-tee here please?
LADY: (Looked at me from head to toe) Mtcheeew
MC FUNNY PIKIN: Aww.. You look too nippy to hiss on me, Pls, what instigate this phlegmatic & unflappable character of yours if i may ask
LADY: (Hiss again) Mtchweeew
MC FUNNY PIKIN: Well, I'm Neither trying to capitulate your heart nor trying to copulate you. But Are you such an Erratically Capricious Fellow?
LADYSpeaks in Anger) Muaaga wayaaaju Graaaah!!!!
At this point, i ran for my dear life. Some road side mechanics were laughing at me. I asked if they knew the lady, they said "she was Born Dumb and Deaf". What!!!! So, I've been blowing Grammar to a dump and deaf...Chei...
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