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| Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Gluckdude(m): 8:46pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
PINGING CHAT Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl Sweetgal:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgal:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious and Delicious, in Port Harcourt and you? Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, Port Harcourt. Sweetgal:::: You're 52? OMG! Serious . Same age as my dad. Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. Sweetgal:::: Do you have a wife? Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework. Sweetgal:::: Then why do you like young girls? Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and with fresh boobs and booty Sweetgal:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars. Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more. Sweetgal:::: I think we should meet because you are in Port harcourt and I am also here. Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new G-guard sexy girl? Sweetgal:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible. Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important. Sweetgal:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BB, he will be mad at me. Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you. Sweetgal:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy? Sweetgal:::: Yes. Charmer:::: Exactly where in Port Harcourt are you? Sweetgal:::: Woji and you? Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you  Sweetgal:::: Dad, is that you? |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by bekay911(f): 9:02pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Lyk fada lyk daughter lol |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Lucario007(m): 9:20pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
rotflmao! nice one poster!  |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Nobody: 11:40pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Omg! Dis is some cool joke |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by bunmioguns(m): 4:37am On Dec 12, 2011 |
LOL, whts you sow is wht u reap |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by StudioCFR(m): 5:51am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Weldone pOSTER *taps boosqee on the head* |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Nobody: 8:04am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Studio CFR:what for? Where does i going wrong??  |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by bunmioguns(m): 8:23am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Studio CFR: *carry boo bsqee and prevent her from falling* |
| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Nobody: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
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| Re: Toaster And The Toasted! Or Wooer And The Wooee. by Maleeq(m): 10:31am On Dec 25, 2011 |
hehehehehe! |
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