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Obituary by 3dhunter(m): 3:40pm On Feb 07, 2008
OBITUARY

Dear All, The death is reported of the GREEN EAGLE at the Ohene Djan sports
Stadium on the 03-Feb-08. The body was laid in state at the forecourt of the
Fiesta Royale Hotel, North Dworwulu (adjacent to the head offices of Nestle
Ghana Ltd), Accra. According to Doctorâ? Ts post mortem report, the GREEN EAGLE died of two teaspoonfuls of goals. It was revealed by doctors that the eagles showed signs of ill-health at the Essipon stadium in Sekondi between 20-Jan-08 and 03-Feb-08 before being flown to Ohene Djan for intensive care, but gave up the ghost after 93 minutes of soccer surgery.

Chief Mourner: Alhaji Umar Musa Yarâ? Tadua (Aso Rock, Abuja â?" Nigeria)

Children: Augustine Eguavon, Stephen Keshi, Rashid Yekini, Garba Lawal, Friday Ekpo, Sunday Oliseh, Sampson Siasia, Emmanuel Amunike, Mitiu Adepoju, Finidi George, Agu Alloy, Amokachie.

Grand Children: Nwanko Kanu, Joseph Yobo, John Utaka, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi, Nsorfor , Nwaneri, Austin Ejide, Taiwo Taye, Odemwienge, Danny Shittu.

Uncles: Olusegun Obasanjo, Mahamadu Buhari, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Wole Soyinka, Sani Abacha, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Chief Emeka Anyaoku.

IN-LAWS: Dele Momodu, Dr. Adanugu, Clem Ohameze, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Zack Orji, 2Face idibia, John Okafor.

Meanwhile, the BLACK STARS of Ghana were invited to the Osu police station for interrogation in connection with the murder of the Green Eagle. During prosecution at the Accra fast track high court, Captain John Mensah pleaded guilty to the murder charge. Presenting the case, the bias referee Mohammed Benouza from Algeria( May his sins be forgiven), revealed that he saw Junior Agogo & Michael Essien putting 1 teaspoonful of poisonous dosages of goals each into the cocoa-net of goal keeper Austin Ejide in the 38th & 83rd minutes respectively. Though the rest of the STARS were acquitted and discharged, Essien & Agogo were sentenced to 1 goal each with surety to appear at the semi final match between the winners of the cameroun/Tunisia quarter final match. Meanwhile, a report reaching us indicates that SOS messages have been sent from Alata to the EAGLES camp that only one member (Mikel Obi) of the deceased family would be allowed to enter Alata. The rest return at their own risk & danger. NB: It must be emphasized that eba & brukutu would not be permitted at the funeral grounds, but kenkey & pusher (shaa lai fishua).
Re: Obituary by Opoki(m): 6:00pm On Feb 07, 2008
thanks,
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 11:16pm On Feb 07, 2008
Nd then? angry
Re: Obituary by ituen(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2008
looks funny to me oh althoug its stupid at the same time
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 6:07pm On Feb 08, 2008
thst wat i wanna hear
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 9:36am On Feb 09, 2008
tj_tj:

thst what i want to hear
So if Ituen no like am you for no like am too, poor boi , follow, follow ,
@Poster,
Thanks jare and gets prepare for the next announcement (tj tj's)
Re: Obituary by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Feb 09, 2008
hmmm
Re: Obituary by ituen(m): 12:19pm On Feb 09, 2008
hmmm
Re: Obituary by clemcykul(f): 2:24pm On Feb 09, 2008
hmmmm? u wel so? undecided grin i no say u no well just take some beer grin
Re: Obituary by ituen(m): 7:06pm On Feb 09, 2008
7 bottles shld put me on track again
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 09, 2008
this richdad case past yaba left side o. make we carry am go okija
Re: Obituary by ituen(m): 9:56am On Feb 10, 2008
. . u wan use juju serve juju?
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 7:37pm On Feb 10, 2008
tj_tj:

this richdad case past yaba left side o. make we carry am go okija

You don give-up?? cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Obituary by TOYOSI20(f): 5:53am On Feb 11, 2008
Okayyyyy,
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 8:03am On Feb 11, 2008
no am just explaining your madness to this ppl here
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 8:06am On Feb 11, 2008
No one is interested in your Lame explanation , gay
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 8:09am On Feb 11, 2008
how old re u kid
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 8:13am On Feb 11, 2008
Some seconds Older than you cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 8:30am On Feb 11, 2008
it shows how stupid u re
Re: Obituary by clemcykul(f): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2008
damn grin

drinks beer aaaaah so goooood grin
Re: Obituary by Rebellious(f): 8:43am On Feb 11, 2008
Finally, a fight that doesn't involve me, lol.
Re: Obituary by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Feb 11, 2008
hahahhah good for ya grin
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 8:08pm On Feb 11, 2008
rebellious u go soon join no worry, tht 5 mins time buyer go soon attack u grin
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2008
tj_tj:

it shows how stupid u re

At least i am more matured than you Dumb-head tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2008
u might be matured but that doen't mean ure not the stupidest person
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 11:25pm On Feb 11, 2008
tj_tj:

u might be matured but that doen't mean ure not the stupidesrt person

What grade did you drop-out from skool ?? it's not too late to re-enrol , U no sabi book, you such a waste specimen , ANIMIE cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Obituary by tjtj1(m): 12:48am On Feb 12, 2008
i dropped out of school wen ur fada still dey roll tire for street
Re: Obituary by gunpoint(m): 7:22am On Feb 12, 2008
2 fightin araba 2 sege, 2 sege araba 2 banza!!!
kip it up people, i lika this!!
@rebellious
if u wara join d party, i can throw u rite in!!
nw, round 13
angry angry angry
Re: Obituary by kronkykay(m): 8:26am On Feb 12, 2008
So whose obituary is coming up next?  richdad or tj?

let's start taking purgative so that we fit chop well well
Re: Obituary by ituen(m): 10:01am On Feb 12, 2008
burial for richdad

lying in state for TJ
Re: Obituary by RichDad1(m): 6:29pm On Feb 12, 2008
tj_tj:

i dropped out of school when your fada still dey roll tire for street
So it's funny now mentioning my fada , Id10t , well, i no blame you , when be say na the little token ma fada dey give your mother as a charity donation all your family realy on, poor boi
Re: Obituary by success123(m): 6:47pm On Feb 12, 2008
lovely scene

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