OBITUARY

Dear All, The death is reported of the GREEN EAGLE at the Ohene Djan sports
Stadium on the 03-Feb-08. The body was laid in state at the forecourt of the
Fiesta Royale Hotel, North Dworwulu (adjacent to the head offices of Nestle
Ghana Ltd), Accra. According to Doctorâ? Ts post mortem report, the GREEN EAGLE died of two teaspoonfuls of goals. It was revealed by doctors that the eagles showed signs of ill-health at the Essipon stadium in Sekondi between 20-Jan-08 and 03-Feb-08 before being flown to Ohene Djan for intensive care, but gave up the ghost after 93 minutes of soccer surgery.

Chief Mourner: Alhaji Umar Musa Yarâ? Tadua (Aso Rock, Abuja â?" Nigeria)

Children: Augustine Eguavon, Stephen Keshi, Rashid Yekini, Garba Lawal, Friday Ekpo, Sunday Oliseh, Sampson Siasia, Emmanuel Amunike, Mitiu Adepoju, Finidi George, Agu Alloy, Amokachie.

Grand Children: Nwanko Kanu, Joseph Yobo, John Utaka, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi, Nsorfor , Nwaneri, Austin Ejide, Taiwo Taye, Odemwienge, Danny Shittu.

Uncles: Olusegun Obasanjo, Mahamadu Buhari, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Wole Soyinka, Sani Abacha, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Chief Emeka Anyaoku.

IN-LAWS: Dele Momodu, Dr. Adanugu, Clem Ohameze, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Zack Orji, 2Face idibia, John Okafor.

Meanwhile, the BLACK STARS of Ghana were invited to the Osu police station for interrogation in connection with the murder of the Green Eagle. During prosecution at the Accra fast track high court, Captain John Mensah pleaded guilty to the murder charge. Presenting the case, the bias referee Mohammed Benouza from Algeria( May his sins be forgiven), revealed that he saw Junior Agogo & Michael Essien putting 1 teaspoonful of poisonous dosages of goals each into the cocoa-net of goal keeper Austin Ejide in the 38th & 83rd minutes respectively. Though the rest of the STARS were acquitted and discharged, Essien & Agogo were sentenced to 1 goal each with surety to appear at the semi final match between the winners of the cameroun/Tunisia quarter final match. Meanwhile, a report reaching us indicates that SOS messages have been sent from Alata to the EAGLES camp that only one member (Mikel Obi) of the deceased family would be allowed to enter Alata. The rest return at their own risk & danger. NB: It must be emphasized that eba & brukutu would not be permitted at the funeral grounds, but kenkey & pusher (shaa lai fishua).

thanks,

Nd then?

looks funny to me oh althoug its stupid at the same time

thst wat i wanna hear

tj_tj:

thst what i want to hear

So if Ituen no like am you for no like am too, poor boi , follow, follow ,
@Poster,
Thanks jare and gets prepare for the next announcement (tj tj's)

hmmm

hmmm

hmmmm? u wel so? i no say u no well just take some beer

7 bottles shld put me on track again

this richdad case past yaba left side o. make we carry am go okija

. . u wan use juju serve juju?

tj_tj:

this richdad case past yaba left side o. make we carry am go okija

You don give-up??

Okayyyyy,

no am just explaining your madness to this ppl here

No one is interested in your Lame explanation , gay

how old re u kid

Some seconds Older than you

it shows how stupid u re

damn

drinks beer aaaaah so goooood

Finally, a fight that doesn't involve me, lol.

hahahhah good for ya

rebellious u go soon join no worry, tht 5 mins time buyer go soon attack u

tj_tj:

it shows how stupid u re

At least i am more matured than you Dumb-head

u might be matured but that doen't mean ure not the stupidest person

tj_tj:

u might be matured but that doen't mean ure not the stupidesrt person

What grade did you drop-out from skool ?? it's not too late to re-enrol , U no sabi book, you such a waste specimen , ANIMIE

i dropped out of school wen ur fada still dey roll tire for street

2 fightin araba 2 sege, 2 sege araba 2 banza!!!
kip it up people, i lika this!!
@rebellious
if u wara join d party, i can throw u rite in!!
nw, round 13

So whose obituary is coming up next?  richdad or tj?

let's start taking purgative so that we fit chop well well

burial for richdad

lying in state for TJ

tj_tj:

i dropped out of school when your fada still dey roll tire for street

So it's funny now mentioning my fada , Id10t , well, i no blame you , when be say na the little token ma fada dey give your mother as a charity donation all your family realy on, poor boi

lovely scene