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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:38pm On Nov 18, 2014
Yay!!! Obinom has found love cheesycheesy..... Congrats dude...wishing you all the best in rove...*part of my ijebu self wants details in full (and pictures or it didn't happen tongue)
Mr Pulchritudinous...hope she has that quality in full..

Tag: Obinoscopy

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2015
*chokes*
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 11:03pm On Dec 13, 2015
StateOfMind:
*chokes*

Dude, is your jobless arss bored already? Go and study

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 4:46pm On Dec 18, 2015
StateOfMind:
*chokes*

Too much agbalumo or whatever they call it is bad for you my dear..be careful o
Awww.. miss this thread
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:53am On Jan 28, 2016
Alosiby.
HI.

Breathing, hi.

Egghead, hi.
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 6:32pm On Jan 29, 2016
Uncle screwface hi! How are you? What of the wife? and the children?? grin

I send my greetings to everyone o
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:35pm On Feb 01, 2016
Screwface:
Alosiby.
HI.

Breathing, hi.

Egghead, hi.
wink cool
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:26am On Feb 05, 2016
Thanks Ujsizzle kiss

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 8:01am On Aug 14, 2016
breathing:
wink cool

Iya ibeji grin grin grin grin grin

Phone got bad Friday night and is under repair till i'm convinced its time to buy a new one. cry.

Hi alos kiss kiss kiss
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 8:02am On Aug 14, 2016
Screwface:
Alosiby.
HI.

Breathing, hi.

Egghead, hi.

Hi groom tongue
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:19am On Aug 14, 2016
StateOfMind:

Hi groom tongue
Lmao! Mad girl
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
Screwface: So sorry for your loss, take heart.

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2016
@screwface cry sorry to hear about your loss.God knows

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:23pm On Apr 08, 2017
Hi Fyngal, welcome back, don't disappear again.

Hi Sammiejo, what happened to your diary?

Hi Luckygurl, no diary update in ages, how is final year?

Hi Sapphiredamsel, did you get tired of weight watching
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2017
breathing:
Hi Fyngal, welcome back, don't disappear again.

Hi Sammiejo, what happened to your diary?

Hi Luckygurl, no diary update in ages, how is final year?

Hi Sapphiredamsel, did you get tired of weight watching
I can barely wait for ur BA/BS . it will be sooo full of drama lol. btw, ur EDD is on my wedding anniv. wish u a quick and painless labour and dellivery
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 7:22pm On Apr 08, 2017
farydah:
I can barely wait for ur BA/BS . it will be sooo full of drama lol. btw, ur EDD is on my wedding anniv. wish u a quick and painless labour and dellivery
Lol Me I can't wait too tho I'm hoping for no drama grin How have you been
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 7:28pm On Apr 08, 2017
Giddyperson:

Lol Me I can't wait too tho I'm hoping for no drama grin How have you been
lol. u shall deliver safely. I been alryt. more power to you
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 8:12am On Apr 09, 2017
farydah:
lol. u shall deliver safely. I been alryt. more power to you

@Farydah I can't wait for her EDD too smiley hope you and the boys are doing great.

@Fyngal welcome back smiley your shout out had me giggling

@breathing stop eating agbalumo/udara jare o :-/
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2017
alosiby92:


@Farydah I can't wait for her EDD too smiley hope you and the boys are doing great.

@Fyngal welcome back smiley your shout out had me giggling

@breathing stop eating agbalumo/udara jare o :-/
hey darl. I know right!? anywais we are all good. u?
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Sammiejo: 9:36am On Apr 10, 2017
breathing:
Hi Fyngal, welcome back, don't disappear again.

Hi Sammiejo, what happened to your diary?

Hi Luckygurl, no diary update in ages, how is final year?

Hi Sapphiredamsel, did you get tired of weight watching

My sister ,my schedule got extremely busy. Will get back when I can manage it better.
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 11:23am On Apr 10, 2017
alosiby92:


@Farydah I can't wait for her EDD too smiley hope you and the boys are doing great.

@Fyngal welcome back smiley your shout out had me giggling

@breathing stop eating agbalumo/udara jare o :-/
Udara is slowly going out of season, she's now into mangoes.

Fyngal1

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Fyngal1(f): 10:50am On Apr 12, 2017
@alosiby92, happy long time no see.

@breathing, i won't disappear again. no worry. meanwhile, i'm waiting for the BS o
so that we can pop champagne wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2017
'The BS'- as told by @giddyperson

I was walking on my way to work after my daily commute via keke napep (I'm too bougie for okadas plus my condition makes them scarier) when the first contractions started. I wouldn't have had to stress myself being last days to delivery but son of man had decided that morning to leave the house before me and take the car too.
Like he forgot I needed to get to work biko.

I had skipped breakfast because i was running late so grabbed the last few udaras in the kitchen before heading out. Lol. After the poop delivery I should know better but there's not much else I can stomach these days.

Back to B.S.. so contractions started and all i could think was to tell little bubbles to stop disturbing me. After all we must both make it back home safely or at least to the work toilet.
The pain was sharp but also didn't feel as exaggerated as all those nollywood films make it. With them Lord knows if the baby was holding a scissors and stabbing them behind the scenes.

The pain was spaced out and I was able to carry out most of my work functions. Of course there was extra tasks dashed to me hohoho. As if they forgot it was a pregnant almost due woman they dumped on. If only my colleagues knew I soon wouldn't be around and they would need to do the yeye work themselves. I couldn't wait to give them the satisfaction sha.

Around midday however the pains kept coming and going very quickly. I had messaged baby to hurry up and do fast as he could not forget my hospital bag. Hohoho. He told me he was ready for anything but said he knew I was just joking. I told him that was how I would just arrive home with a naked baby and no diapers from the hospital.

He eventually took me seriously sha. At least enough to ask why I was being so dramatic. *rolls eyes * cause baby is here duh!

Didn't wait long until my water broke. Was kind of embarrassed but what better way to announce to the office that I was going on maternity leave.

Was rushed to hospital and on my way all i was thinking was that my sis was at CDS. Who was going to clean the house biko? And feed the omugwo guests? Plus baby wasn't answering his phone so I was pissed.

Made it to the hospital to meet two fake smiling nurses. One of them had a loose braid wig and stuck her fat fingers down me to announce I was 7cm dilated.

An hour later the Dr checked on me and said I was 10cm. Praise the Lord!

I was later prepped for the delivery and held down while my legs were in the air Christmas chicken style.

All the screaming and push push I expected to hear were not mentioned o. Braids wig was just telling me to breathe like a hippo and squeeze the baby out of my waist.

I was exhausted but excited and couldn't wait to watch bubbles pop out. Eventually she came....i can't describe the moment or feeling cause she practically ripped my abdomen apart but seeing her (after she was cleaned up) was more than worth it.

Baby eventually located me and later was gushing at how much the baby looks like his grandmother. *rolls eyes*. My perfect little one is finally here. At last....all my days in the pregnancy thread have come to an end (well till next baby ) and I can finally start asking weird new born questions.

Breast feeding still feels weird but I'm getting used to it . Welcome Chinazam Ebube Alosiby Bright. Cant wait to officially send you on errands smiley

Disclaimer :
The above was completely a work of fiction. Any and all criticism is appreciated.
dedicated to all the impatient waiters anticipating the Real B.S.


To my dearest @Giddyperson wishing you all the best and a safe delivery. This was written in anticipation and to hopefully make you laugh.

All my love kiss

Alosiby

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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 4:27am On Apr 13, 2017
Lol Alos you are crazy, this is hilarious. I've long stopped work sha so water is not breaking in public and thanks for giving the baby such nice name cheesy
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:11am On Apr 13, 2017
Giddyperson:
Lol Alos you are crazy, this is hilarious. I've long stopped work sha so water is not breaking in public and thanks for giving the baby such nice name cheesy

Lol. sorry o. Was being extra/trying to copy your writing style. Hope you're doing good sha. ehen wait o. no gist on baby shower

@fyngal1: happy long time no see too smiley where did you disappear to sef?

@Farydah I'm fine. #wethankGod . lol. by the way the posts you share entertain me o. between you and breathing and giddyperson I feel like I've moved to the family section and bbnaija page....meanwhile when I go to the section on my own I never find such gisty threads and pages sad
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 5:23am On Apr 13, 2017
alosiby92:


Lol. sorry o. Was being extra/trying to copy your writing style. Hope you're doing good sha. ehen wait o. no gist on baby shower

@fyngal1: happy long time no see too smiley where did you disappear to sef?

@Farydah I'm fine. #wethankGod . lol. by the way the posts you share entertain me o. between you and breathing and giddyperson I feel like I've moved to the family section and bbnaija page....meanwhile when I go to the section on my own I never find such gisty threads and pages sad
hahaha don't mind me jare. good to know you are doing well. how's your sister btw?
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:28am On Apr 13, 2017
farydah:
hahaha don't mind me jare. good to know you are doing well. how's your sister btw?
My sister is fine and with my mum. She and I are doing long distance relationship so I hear from her at least once a week.

wait o. isn't your anniversary some time this month??
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:24am On Apr 13, 2017
alosiby92:

My sister is fine and with my mum. She and I are doing long distance relationship so I hear from her at least once a week.

wait o. isn't your anniversary some time this month??
that is good to hear. srent u just amazing tho! my anniversary is today. lol so happy 4th anniversay to us
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:52pm On Apr 13, 2017
farydah:
that is good to hear. srent u just amazing tho! my anniversary is today. lol so happy 4th anniversay to us


Happy anniversary o madam!!!smiley smiley
wow. it's been 4 years already? chai. mehn. I missed out on plenty wedding cake o. hope you and hubby had a lovely day. gist us if need be wink

Here's to many more awesome years
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 3:00am On Apr 14, 2017
alosiby92:



Happy anniversary o madam!!!smiley smiley
wow. it's been 4 years already? chai. mehn. I missed out on plenty wedding cake o. hope you and hubby had a lovely day. gist us if need be wink

Here's to many more awesome years
loool aaaamen dear. nothing went down jare. but we tank God
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 6:43am On Apr 14, 2017
A late happy anniversary Farydah, wishing you many more years
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 6:55am On Apr 14, 2017
Giddyperson:
A late happy anniversary Farydah, wishing you many more years
tanx dearie. hoped you'd born yesterday esp when you went AWOL. lol. I pray God makes it easy for you ko. cheers

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