A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you
what happened."

Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because
I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
use because someone at work has a pair the same".

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding
and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
Please , do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use ?"

so d wife doesnt utilize d main thng
hmmmmmm

so phatetic

nice 1 still laffing, this will happen to ituen

lol

@Joke '

O boy, i n o fit laff again

real under utilization


@Tj
I operate a well efficient timetable to suit my wives and i make sure there are no lapses in between _{which includes ovulation and menstrual periods, pregnancy patterns, heat period etcare well taken into calculation}

So all my women are satisfied.

Do u understand?

hmm what a competent husbamd,comcubine,boyfrnd,sugardady,casanova,e.t.cccccccccccc

Remove cassanova and u have the PERFECT ME!!

THIS I WICKED,
So what did the wife say?
What in heaven's name has she been doing not utilizing her resources?
This is exactly the challenge we are facing in Nigeria!
Maybe she needs an economist like myself to help her out, or what do u think guys?!

@ bazi no worry i go help u 4wrd ur CV

@ ituen,no worry even if dat one dey there,u stl b corect guy

_{removes cap and bows graciously}

Tnk you me lady!!!!

hmmm the pleasure is all mine

Can i share the pleasure wit u?

whats happening in here ?? tyring to peep

peeping tom buzz off

haha!

wan gwan nella

watta gwan lady nella

Longa tyma no saw

yesso no sawing how are u dosing?

dat englishu langa is 3 powerful

hm

teejay the meat wey u still don hook ur throat abi

kai ol boy u sabi tap soup meat no be small

no be u teach me

u self com learn dat kind thng

he come noe am pass hin teacher

abi ooo

see una head

like our bros own

u dey mind am

tytylayor:

like our bros own

Gbam !!!!! counter attack

TT, o mesi oro, (perfect response)

aproko

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuut-up , Amebo

we go soon ban some people here