my people,

she una don hear sey poverty no b good thng?

check this out



A daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father confronted:



‘Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through?’



The girl, crying: "sniff, sniff, Dad,  I became a prostitute,  ."



"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family…………, I don't ever want to see you again!"



"OK, Dad - as you wish. However, I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother and for you Dad, this gold Rolex, the sparkling new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club, an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and…………………………



"Now what was it you said you had become?"



Girl, crying again: sniff, sniff "A prostitute……………Dad!" …………,  sniff, sniff………………



"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, babygirl! I thought you said a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a big hug!"

The chick must have worked all her ass out to have that much

exactly,

realy pity d ass

Men, dat girl must hv gone thru hell to get all that.
Lola dis is nice, keep it up Girlfriend!

Haba! The man don dey craze. No be im dey pursue the girl now now.
Why be say na when he hear money and mansion, im ear com dey wide?
Anyway Lola, that was great, i no fit stop to laugh!

na so now my pple

poverty na curse,u can see wetin he do the man

mak we all pray ova am

OUr NLand girls are capable of doing such

_{ducks under his pethouse to avoid heartless responses}

can u mention names?]


i mean d exact girls dat are capable

hmmmmmmmm

I'm having a tot here

DO I HAVE PROTECTION IF I GIVE OUT THE NAMES?

migines can do that

dis guy get liver oooo

enough protection, lolabbey is by ur side,
abi lolabbey?

tyty me i no dey oooo

richo is on his own

am not talkin about richo, its ituen asking for protection if he mention names

@ituen
Guy i dey ur side fire on
tell us the name of the girls wey fit do
more that that girl and get nothing but cheap
500 nairafor the whole job

@ituen
Guy i dey ur side fire on
tell us the name of the girls wey fit do
more that that girl and get nothing but cheap
500 nairafor the whole job

the dad is an average Nigerian

@tyty

now i understnd bt my dear all d same i resrv my commnt

NOw you see why i reserved my comment till date

yeah i can see that

@ ituen
meaning

ummmmhhh

oliidell:

the dad is an average Nigerian

TYPICAL NIGERIAN

@poster ur joke is remix nd old. at least its still funny

poverty is a curse !
@joke funny and thought provoking too

ya

*nods in agreement*

Ya again

tj,
how far now?make we continue that discussion of yesterday
i dey YIM online

wetin be dat?

ya