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| If Na You Nko by bigfather(m): 2:58pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
[b]Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market. They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery. As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence. A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery. One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot), One for me - One for you, On and on He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"- They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued: "One for me - One for you" Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell) One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending you this mail. Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off. If na you nko?[/b] |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Ak4ril(m): 3:31pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
I can't stop laughing, this is really funny  nice joke. |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
LOL nobody wants to die |
| Re: If Na You Nko by EfemenaXY: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
OMG!! Started laughing even b4 I'd read the joke halfway!! One 4 me & one 4 u. . . let's get the two at the fence!!  Kudos to you @poster!!  |
| Re: If Na You Nko by adamse(f): 9:55pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
****reads joke****laughs till all teeth falls off*** that was really funny.if na me i no even no wetin i go take do.erekere! |
| Re: If Na You Nko by EFCC1(m): 8:34am On Jul 09, 2010 |
God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery" this place got me laughing even in my sleep If na you nko?koju ma ribi gbogbo ara loogun e |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 11:18pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Staleeeeeeeeee |
| Re: If Na You Nko by lbotus(f): 11:58pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
@poster nice one! |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 12:40am On Jul 10, 2010 |
really  |
| Re: If Na You Nko by hectorswag(m): 8:54am On Jul 10, 2010 |
lol really funny Kunbee: come, you shey something no dey move you?? so so bone bone for all d thread mchewww! |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
I dont find things funny as easily as you do |
| Re: If Na You Nko by dcadr(m): 10:03pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
nice one |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 8:08am On Jul 15, 2010 |
I beg to differ--there's nothing nice about this true life story. Too long-- Too Dry. |
| Re: If Na You Nko by bigfather(m): 9:02am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Am sure you are being forced to read ? So you can flip over and if you think it's too dry , you can as well make it wet with your saliva ! |
| Re: If Na You Nko by bigfather(m): 9:03am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Kunbee: Then the joke section is not meant for you. |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 9:19am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Small father - take am easy with me and that flat chested kunbee of a gurl. Never turm am to fight. I forget say u get hot-temper. |
| Re: If Na You Nko by bigfather(m): 9:32am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Studio CFR: I take d hot temper resemble u ! |
| Re: If Na You Nko by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Jul 15, 2010 |
you be stamerer? |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 4:22pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
big father: Was i talking to you, alabosi Studio CFR: You know i aint flat chested  |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 4:45pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Yes i know babe Mmmmmmm |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 4:48pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
How u dey nao |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 4:50pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Fine - no shaking at all. U nko? |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 4:55pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
I dey rock my side |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Clap for yourself - no too over rock yourself babe cuz too much of everything nor good oh |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 5:00pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Come join me na |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
For dat ajegunle wey u dey live? No make me laugh jor |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 5:07pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Berra come  |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 5:10pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
I no wan follow u drink dat kunu wey u cant do without. I be ajebota, i no wan fall sick lol |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 5:15pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Oya come chop ofada wey i don put omi obo inside |
| Re: If Na You Nko by StudioCFR(m): 5:21pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Lol U need serious deliverance walahi |
| Re: If Na You Nko by Kunbee: 5:38pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Shey u go pay for the deliverance |
| Re: If Na You Nko by KennyG6(m): 5:39pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
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Put Am 4 Reverse** / Baby Banker.. / Beware : Can't Stop Laughing,
(Go Up)
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