PIDGIN VERSION OF PSALM 23

1. The Lord is mai shepherd I dey kamkpe

2.He make mi sidon for where betta dey flow Come put
me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.

3.He panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin name.

4.Walahi!, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people borku,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey back like bone dey
comfort me.

5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All mai enemies
dey look anyaa. You rub me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion.
Mai cup na Ogunpa wey come overflow.

6.True true, betta life and mercy go come mai back till I quench.
And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai.

GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO.
AMIN!

^{i hail o.}

_{But which one b walahi again nah sis?}

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.



"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had."



"Well," the young man said, "in your advert you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

@dason4life

Walahi na curse ?? anyway the poster try,
@Poster,
You get talent oooo why you no give the Pidgin version of the whole bible, i bet you'll make a good sales

4K!n funny!!!!! lmao!

Rich Dad:

@dason4life

Walahi na curse ?? anyway the poster try,
@Poster,
You get talent oooo why you no give the Pidgin version of the whole bible, i bet you'll make a good sales

am lookin for an assistant and i tink av gotten one nw.  

that was very funny, maybe one day you will publish your pidgin version of the whole bible

hi, tytylator, i'm new here, will you like to be my friend

@ Topic Walahi - Is Turkish\Arabic word for “By God!” A swear word connoting either threat or an exclamation of intent. . .

<sup>Now wetin that one dey find inside Psalm 23 eh??

I still dey hail anyway sha Cus i fel tha yr pidgin version no b small.</sup>

daychris:

that was very funny, maybe one day you will publish your pidgin version of the whole bible

Abi nah 

daychris:

hi, tytylator, i'm new here, will you like to be my friend

friends!! u welkum _{*strech a hand of welcome*}

lmao

wow a good piece lol

;d