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Best Slogans For Nairaland by Blackteeth(m): 5:01pm On Nov 25, 2012
We are familiar with slogans such as :

NOKIA
Connecting people.

MTN
Everywhere you go.

GLO
Rule your world.

LG
Life is good.

So if you are to suggest a slogan for Nairaland what would you say?
For instance, most posters seem to be scared of creating threads by having 5000 posts and 5 topics to avoid being lynched for starting a "stupid" topic. So a slogan can be:

NAIRALAND
Take the lead if you dare.


In another case some posters are so addicted to Nairaland that it begins to affect their lives, just like the lady who complained that her husband is addicted to Nairaland. We can have something like:

NAIRALAND
Wife calls, life falls.


Tribalism on Nairaland has been around since inception. It shows how divided we are. But inspite of this, Nairaland still stands strong and even generates more traffic from tribalism. So let us say:

NAIRALAND
Divided we stand, united we fall.


So many posters are heavily present on Nairaland. They reply every topic here. Probably the letters on their keyboards are now washed. Lets use the slogan:

NAIRALAND
Where is your keyboard?


Nairaland is a place where it is a criminal offence to display your garri in public or you face the consequences. So a slogan would be:

NAIRALAND
Take your soup without garri.


Internet bundles are not cheap in Nigeria. And these days many picture threads, youtubes and some crazy topics make FrontPage. After you click them all, your data bundle decreases by 30%. So a slogan would be:

NAIRALAND
Check your data bundle.


Many posters type and post whatever they wish forgetting that the omnipresent gods of Nairaland are watching. We can say:

NAIRALAND
Hide your post, or your post hides you.

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by quest003: 5:38pm On Nov 25, 2012
Yawns
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:39pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND
Divided we stand, united we fall.
LMAO!!! true talk.

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by yohannazack(m): 5:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
Im walkin away, kawai!
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by ebamma3: 5:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND
garri is not allowed
NAiRALAND
we sell everything including space
NAIRALAND
scammers are highly welcomed
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by cremeandchic: 5:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND
Home of Nerds tongue

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by adora4u1: 5:41pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nairaland.....Garri forum!

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by juman(m): 5:41pm On Nov 25, 2012
Voice of the masses.
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Cunninlingus: 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2012
[size=30pt]BAN LAND[/size]

[size=30pt]OWNER'S FORUM[/size]

[size=30pt]CENSORS PARADISE[/size]

Islam is protected by the owners and Mods

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by julioralph(m): 5:43pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND
the online battleground of Nigeria

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by anitank(f): 5:43pm On Nov 25, 2012
ebamma 3: NAIRALAND
garri is not allowed
NAiRALAND
we sell everything including space
NAIRALAND
scammers are highly welcomed
LOL @ the second grin
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by iamswizz(m): 5:43pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nairaland....

Home for frontpage disasters

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Detonatorrex(m): 5:43pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND...definition of addiction angry
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Iaz93: 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2012
adesammy1: first to comment...
troll
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by kaysy(m): 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nairaland
The Nigerian Forum

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by greatgod2012(f): 5:48pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND..............Nigerians for you!

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by pecopeco: 5:49pm On Nov 25, 2012
Great
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
FrontPage with 90% Crap. Or FW9C.
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by topmostg: 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
Mtchewww. Ask me 1 more tym.

Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
adesammy1: first to comment...
Childish mentality. So where is the trophy you won for commenting first. Mtchew
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by dunmorris(m): 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
Home Of Jokes And where to know the current Price of Garri, Wasting Of MBs grin gringrin

Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
[size=16pt]ONE CHANCE![/size]

[size=16pt]...ONCE YOU REGISTER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DEACTIVATE[/size].

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by JayKayMaybachz(m): 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2012
NAIRALAND
Home For Weirdos
Home For Haterz
and Freakz
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by mascot87(m): 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nairaland.......updating you with the latest,outdated and weird news in town
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by JayKayMaybachz(m): 5:53pm On Nov 25, 2012
Fredrick909: Childish mentality. So where is the trophy you won for commenting first. Mtchew
Help me ask dis puzzy-azz nicca
Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 25, 2012
[size=18pt]NAIRALAND TEAMGARRI ASSOCIATION. [/size]

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by zubino(m): 5:55pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nairaland: Home of the homeless, Voice for the voiceless, forum of truth and naija for life.

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Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 25, 2012
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