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Re: Diamond Bank Test by RoyalPurple: 11:21pm On Jul 04, 2013
chichi5041: U guys r so funny! Wot if enugu peepz shud go b4 others nko?
Nawa ooo...enugu too dey talk. Well it has happened before to Ibadan peeps in February (Doyexy) and Calabar peeps...that's if you guys are not that plenty. DB is actually unpredictable sha but with plenty backlogs sha they will want to post accordingly...best wishes!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by contactlahrie(f): 12:05am On Jul 05, 2013
RoyalPurple:
Nawa ooo...enugu too dey talk. Well it has happened before to Ibadan peeps in February (Doyexy) and Calabar peeps...that's if you guys are not that plenty. DB is actually unpredictable sha but with plenty backlogs sha they will want to post accordingly...best wishes!!!

Hello pple,as much as I understand how crazy it is waiting for so long,I can assure u dt ur speculations won't help cos if u r not dbhr,u can't say for sure what will happen next. 1st of all,Abj TS may not even resume Aug 5 cos there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays. Besides,what happened with calabar peeps that time was dt db opened new branches and had to send their pple on training so dt they can resume on time (insider fact). As fresh as enugu pple are,if there's urgent need for dem,they will b merged with d next available ts. So jst because u did intrvw and med in one region doesn't mean that's where u will train,if there's urgent need for u,u myt b asked to leave owerri to join lag ts if they are d next available ts. The funny story I heard was dt after that april ts finished,d owerri babes refused to go back to their region cos lag Db guys don use swagger finish dem,na so dem see fine correct db boys dem no wan go back to owerri. Some were lucky anyways cos there was space in lagos branches so they were retained in lagos (oweeri boys abeg no vex o,na ur babes open una yansh outside o)...lol So what all dis my story simply means is that,whether u argue frm today till 2014,Db will do as they please so my advice to u all especially those that av bn waiting since december 2012 is that,pls pray that u find God's favour so that u will not be left behind. Wish u all d best
Re: Diamond Bank Test by rolly86(m): 12:22am On Jul 05, 2013
Bensonn:

this Lagos guys,una dey surprise me oo, the time wey we write test n interview,sharp sharp com do medicals before una, som of us com de eye next week TS,for lagos. most lagos guys wan finish us for here, de form seniority, una no even wan hear say anybody from any region wan enter lagos Ts. Now this one com de talk of occupying BOTH owerri and abj TS by Aug. Guy make una pack one side joor, even if una like mk una write test 2yrs ago, e no concern me. We shld be our brothers keeper but for this one we no agree at allllll!!!! Afterall its now a month since i did my medicals in abj.....*Owerri ts hopeful*

Lol...na me una wan crucify? Missed target niyen. Make we dey watch sha. No be diamond again? Abeg make una no kill unasef. Somepipul can sabi to throw time bomb and odas die. #sitsbackandwatcheswithmygrandfathers3Dspecs
Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 6:37am On Jul 05, 2013
contactlahrie:
.... 1st of all,Abj TS may not even resume Aug 5 cos there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays.

See as you dey fall your hand? So, cos there's muslim holiday dat week, so na only muslims dey go d TS for abj, cos abj na North? So odas go resume instead of Abj because "there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays", what a stinking pile of BS!!!

You called it a public holiday which of course is national, so it won't stretch to d south, abi because contactlahrie said so?

You don fall hand sha o!

Wen I did my interview in abj, d interviewer said dey needed more hnds in d North, esp towards kano, jigawa, jos, even borno sef! He promptly said "you're going to Jos". Bottom line sha is, I thank Eledumare say you no dey HR office...because your above calculation sums it all!

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by cindynich(f): 7:37am On Jul 05, 2013
@Gombs u R so hilarious..wetin contactlahire do u dis mrng??wetin she abi he talk pain u no b small oo..lol
Re: Diamond Bank Test by ideecarbasa(m): 7:38am On Jul 05, 2013
Laffingº°˚smileysmiley˚°º≈withº°˚ ˚smileysmiley °º≈Nigerianº°˚ ˚ºSwags°˚ ˚°º≈smiley"
I don't think I should be agruing wit anyone abt who or who will nt resume TS first..GOD has already done it for me and those that did their medicals 6th june..I knw we re the next in line...PRAISE THE LORD..AMEN!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by makeitrainy: 7:49am On Jul 05, 2013
Irrelevant ,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by femlapot(m): 8:31am On Jul 05, 2013
watchout for the Enugu peeps...the impossibilty can happen ooooo......havent you heard the last carrying first and the first carrying last....watch and see!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by jizsleeek: 8:32am On Jul 05, 2013
Dis july self is running too slow...August 5th on ma mind....owerri ts hopeful....braaaaaa
Re: Diamond Bank Test by contactlahrie(f): 8:39am On Jul 05, 2013
Gombs:

See as you dey fall your hand? So, cos there's muslim holiday dat week, so na only muslims dey go d TS for abj, cos abj na North? So odas go resume instead of Abj because "there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays", what a stinking pile of BS!!!

You called it a public holiday which of course is national, so it won't stretch to d south, abi because contactlahrie said so?

You don fall hand sha o!

Wen I did my interview in abj, d interviewer said dey needed more hnds in d North, esp towards kano, jigawa, jos, even borno sef! He promptly said "you're going to Jos". Bottom line sha is, I thank Eledumare say you no dey HR office...because your above calculation sums it all!

See,this is exactly y I don't comment on dis thread,cos I don't like to exchange words with pple who still wear pampers but were fortunate to av finished sch early. Mayb u shld go back to bed then come and read what I wrote again. Whether db needs pple in d north or not,if there's public holiday the day/week they're supposed to start TS,it'll surely affect resumption date cos they won't work on those days and it's not jst Abj,it's nationwide. Which is y I simply said ts "may" not start dt day but I guess u didn't see d "may". I don't blame u anyways,waiting can cause pple to take out their frustrations on other pple. Na u fall my hand cos u obviously didn't understand my msg which was quite straightforward and wasn't intended to hurt any "mature" person's feelings. I'm most definitely out of here. Wish u guys all d best and while ur waiting,get urselves busy. So dt u don't get frustrsated then come on NL to insult pple

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by susan4u(f): 9:05am On Jul 05, 2013
I can rly sense the tension as a result of d long wait 4 Ts bt guyz let's jus calm down, relax and get busy till wenever DB decides to call us. Wats important is dat our names made it to DB ts list. Jus Keep D Faith Alive.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by okoge(m): 9:22am On Jul 05, 2013
...just observing...
Re: Diamond Bank Test by smile86: 9:29am On Jul 05, 2013
Cnt stop laffing mehn...Y did dis new HR guys (employd by seun osewa anywz) nt come up wit dis der prediction or assumption or mayb assertion (LOl) before d new set of TS inv8 rolled in??...what a way to CONSOLE urselves!
The fact stil rmains dt only DB has d final say (influenced by GOD ONLY nd nt ur calculatns), dou i knw lagos is nt d only state whr dey r openg new branches, as a matter of fact dey mostly need people outside lagos (thus d Ibadan and Calabar guys' speed) and rarely run out of personels in lagos (thus ur LONG wait)...mostly, u even find d guys from oda regions fillng up d lil spaces in lagos after der TS in lagos therby enlongatng ur wait!
I doubt if owerri/abuja TS wil acomod8 evry hopeful @once come Aug 5th, so d wait cuts across! We'l all get to d top...y'all stay blessd!

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by ciwi: 9:37am On Jul 05, 2013
I hope all of you fighting over who goes in next are aware dat not err one in lag who did medicals May 8 got invited for this TS? There are still backlogs. So chillax y'all
Re: Diamond Bank Test by bayoola(m): 9:43am On Jul 05, 2013
Hmm. Whenever the TS invite wanna come let it come. I pray for God Guidance and Mercy till then and afterwards.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by yahooz: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2013
ciwi: I hope all of you fighting over who goes in next are aware dat not err one in lag who did medicals May 8 got invited for this TS? There are still backlogs. So chillax y'all
Evn a friend of mine who did hers in March/April hasn't bn invited!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by RoyalPurple: 10:29am On Jul 05, 2013
Whoever started this....i think we shud just keep our minds and hands busy as we await that Aug 5th or whenever. These unnecessary arguments are uncalled for, however it's keeping the thread alive sha...lol
Best wishes!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by makeitrainy: 10:34am On Jul 05, 2013
I smh, funniest tin most pple commenting here won't make d next ts, cos only 55persons goes in @ a tym. So many pple did deir interview b4 u guys, d pple fightin here didn't even do deir interview on d 1st day wen interview were schedule.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by makeitrainy: 10:36am On Jul 05, 2013
I guess I will make it rainy here again, so peace wil be in d thread.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 05, 2013
make_it_rainy: I smh, funniest tin most pple commenting here won't make d next ts, cos only 55persons goes in @ a tym. So many pple did deir interview b4 u guys, d pple fightin here didn't even do deir interview on d 1st day wen interview were schedule.
if i hear u say 55 persons goes in for one TS set, you are completely wrong, the number z far more than 55 u mentioned above....
Re: Diamond Bank Test by Donnal: 11:26am On Jul 05, 2013
domcarez:
if i hear u say 55 persons goes in for one TS set, you are completely wrong, the number z far more than 55 u mentioned above....

U r wrong bro. 55persons go in at once.... That's y they r still hving so many backlogs.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2013
Apologies to the all folks in house/thread for my outburst! (Except contactlahrie...it took me a lot of mental restraint n respect for the thread not to respond to his post again)


Wot eva DB wan do, make dem do!...Tis evn silly calculating what batch wud go n who won't, and evn sillier debating it!

*slaps head!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by robinzaga(m): 1:02pm On Jul 05, 2013
contactlahrie:

See,this is exactly y I don't comment on dis thread,cos I don't like to exchange words with pple who still wear pampers but were fortunate to av finished sch early. Mayb u shld go back to bed then come and read what I wrote again. Whether db needs pple in d north or not,if there's public holiday the day/week they're supposed to start TS,it'll surely affect resumption date cos they won't work on those days and it's not jst Abj,it's nationwide. Which is y I simply said ts "may" not start dt day but I guess u didn't see d "may". I don't blame u anyways,waiting can cause pple to take out their frustrations on other pple. Na u fall my hand cos u obviously didn't understand my msg which was quite straightforward and wasn't intended to hurt any "mature" person's feelings. I'm most definitely out of here. Wish u guys all d best and while ur waiting,get urselves busy. So dt u don't get frustrsated then come on NL to insult pple


@Gombs u got served...last I rememba its sup to be read,comprehend den reply but U obviously missed d comprehending part.We sud all rememba dat we are all in dis togeda and last last na DB get final say irrespective of our speculations,calculations and forecasts.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by robinzaga(m): 1:06pm On Jul 05, 2013
Gombs:
Apologies to the all folks in house/thread for my outburst! (Except contactlahrie...it took me a lot of mental restraint n respect for the thread not to respond to his post again)


Wot eva DB wan do, make dem do!...Tis evn silly calculating what batch wud go n who won't, and evn sillier debating it!

*slaps head!

Now uv earned ma respect and I believe d respect of many followers of dis thread too.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by lenshifu(m): 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2013
God is good!!..HE created the confused, patient, arrogant, smart, humble and tempered ones alike to co-exist in this world!!! This thread is just a show the different type of people we will meet out there..especially in the coporate world(DB)!!!
I advice we all spend more time developing ourselves in all aspects and learn the virtues of patience rather than anticipate over nothing or the obvious and desist from throwing stones at each other!!

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by RoyalPurple: 5:27pm On Jul 05, 2013
True sources have it that both TS in Abuja and Owerri on May 27th are in their 6th week meaning they have only 4weeks left. Let's all wait till DB starts posting before we start beating ourselves here. Best wishes!!!
Re: Diamond Bank Test by teriluv: 5:32pm On Jul 05, 2013
May the name of God be praised both now and forever! Just received a phone call from HR to resume training school on Monday grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
The journey that began on the 7th of December 2012 is finally over! congrats to all who made it thus far and may we all shine bright like diamonds!

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Re: Diamond Bank Test by yahooz: 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
I also received d call oh, bt ad 2 defer...
Re: Diamond Bank Test by cindynich(f): 6:33pm On Jul 05, 2013
Chei e be like say my fellow enugu hopefuls dey dull ooo..we reach 5 4 here nilol@us
Re: Diamond Bank Test by femlapot(m): 6:41pm On Jul 05, 2013
cindynich: Chei e be like say my fellow enugu hopefuls dey dull ooo..we reach 5 4 here nilol@us

whatxup Cindynich...i dey wonder whether na only me be enugu peep weh dey here... Let us keep hoping for HR to call us soon......
Re: Diamond Bank Test by Bluekapon(m): 7:03pm On Jul 05, 2013
Bensonn: I dont have BB, Pls if you are an owerri ts hopeful u can add me on 2go if you wish, at 'cronaldo001'.

Sent u a friend request.
Re: Diamond Bank Test by joshneku: 7:41pm On Jul 05, 2013
cindynich: Chei e be like say my fellow enugu hopefuls dey dull ooo..we reach 5 4 here nilol@us

Enugu dey ground well well. We Just kept quiet to allow those in front of us to express themselves. From experience I believe ours will be d sweetest!

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