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| If Footballers Were To Take Exams by pendusky(m): 1:55pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
If Footballers and co. took an Exam! MUST READ!! LOL Messi: I Topped the Exam Iniesta & Xavi: We Passed, and thengave the answer to Messi C. Ronaldo: I was the first to finish the test, but came 2nd... Robben: Damnit, I Didn't pass.. Pepe: The Examiner didn't give me marks so i kicked his ass and passed  Balotelli: I Failed, WHY ALWAYS ME? Ramsey: The Examiner died after reading my answers... Dzeko: I came Late, but Passed  Ferguson: I Paid and complained the examiner about the exam and passed.. Juan Mata : I didn't pass the exam but it doesn't MATA Clattenburg: The Examiner Didn't let me pass, so i gave him a red Card... Jose Mourinho: I Talked too much that I forgot about the Exam.. Torres : I missed the exam!!!! Terry : Well the external examiner was hot... Di Matteo: I passed the exam but i was later disqualified.. Suarez : I didn't write the exam cuz the examiner told me to use black pen only... Downing: Damn, I didn't Know we had a Test.. Abrahimovic: I kept changing my subjects so I couldn't give any exam in the end!! Valdes: I Tried passing the Exam Like Messi, But failed..  Examinor[Wenger]: I think the kids did well...I hope they have a bright future ahead of them. Nasri: I failed in the exams, but I liked they benches of that class room.. Sheikh Mansour: I bought the papers and passed... Ramos: I was too busy finding my ball that I missed the examination. RVP: I told all my Arsenal team-mates that I'll show them my answer script, but I betrayed them and they all failed... Ozil: Eye passed!!!!!!!!! pato:i failed the test because i was in the hospital Busquets: i didnt make my test because i was in the ocean diving Keep the chain going add more Its CnP... 8 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Shifiunited: 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Sheriff: came late, but still pass. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by pendusky(m): 5:03pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Shifiunited: Sheriff: came late, but still pass. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by realsammie(m): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
HENRY : After all these years in my school and no success, i changed my school and passed BARTON : I dont care if i pass the exam or not as far as i make others not t pass. GIGGS : i have pass the exams many time but choose not to move on because the examiner is sexy 4 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by sats: 10:41pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
lukewarm |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by pendusky(m): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
sats: lukewarmLukewarm like u? Add more ice 2 be cold... |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by megxo(m): 9:37am On Nov 28, 2012 |
BALLACK:I ALWAYS SIT 4 FINAL PAPERS BT I COULDN'T PASS IBRAHIMOVIC:I CHANGED SKOOL SEVERAL TIMES N STILL COULD'NT PASS.... 2 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by maygah(f): 9:38am On Nov 28, 2012 |
My bro Kano will surely pass , cos he is determineee(ibo tone) 2 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 9:38am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Unto? |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by maygah(f): 9:39am On Nov 28, 2012 |
maygah: My bro Kano will surely pass , cos he is determineee(ibo tone)*kanu* 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by megxo(m): 9:43am On Nov 28, 2012 |
GERRARD: I'VE BIN WRITING DIS EXAM TRU OUT MA YRS IN DIS SKOOL BT STIL FAILED  TEVEZ:WENT 4 INDUSTRIAL TRAININ, CAME BAC, WROTE MA EXAM N PASSED 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by floriana(m): 9:44am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Taye Taiwo- I passed all the tests in my former class and got promoted to a new class where I failed the exams spectacularly. Wish I can go back to my former class |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Oahray: 9:44am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Messi: i came first again. I have great seatmates. . C.Ronaldo: the examiner hates me cos I am rich, good looking and a brilliant student. . Ibrahimovich: see? I passed in my new seat! Maybe the examiner should seriously consider me for first position next time. . Pele: Messi cannot use as many answer booklets as I did several years ago. . Mikel: Our invigilator said my biro is black so I stopped writing. . Emenike: I am not sure how I am going to do it, but I would stop Messi from coming first this time. . Neymar: I want to be as good as messi some day. But I dont want to change my hair and my seat yet. 3 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by bignero: 9:50am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Mikel: i failed because the examiner said iam always passing back |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by bignero: 9:52am On Nov 28, 2012 |
chamakh: i failed because the examiner said i can only use my head |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by bignero: 9:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
pep guardiola: i passed becos i assembled the right passers 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 9:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Hazard ; the biro is hazardous to my health, so I couldn‘t pass. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by vykte(m): 9:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Mikel : I was beating around d bush,missing out on d salient points, I had a D. Ashley Cole : I'm hated by d examiner tho...he had no choice than 2 give me a pass mark Zizou : I was gonna come out tops until Materazzi insulted my mum...it got 2 me and I tore his paper.tho he had a rewrite and i was disqualified. Neymah : I prefer writing in my local language...I'm not gonna take d exam now 2 Likes |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 9:56am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Cech: inspite of my HEADACHE, I still mange to pass. 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Okocha: i was busy playing with my pen that is why I have not been able to pass any exam since I came into the school. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Oahray: 10:00am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Valdez: they say I am not smart, but I pass all the time. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Coldfaya(m): 10:00am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Fabio Cannavaro; my classmates says Henry performed better Dan myself buh my teacher says I came 1st while he came second. Who cares what my classmates say, my teachers decision is final. Hehehe  |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 10:01am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Yakubu: i missed the exams. 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Oahray: 10:03am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Perpetual: I always come first in my school, but anytime I write an external exam... (sobs) |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by judeff: 10:17am On Nov 28, 2012 |
[i][/i pendusky: If Footballers and co. took an Exam! MUST READ!! LOL 1 Like |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by bigfat: 10:36am On Nov 28, 2012 |
[size=15pt]LOL[/size] |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by hizaya61(m): 10:39am On Nov 28, 2012 |
kanu my guy in those days they dont go to school but they where determine never to give up |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Ice4jez(m): 10:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
messi-y change my school when i no i can neva fail any exam there |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by emenezer(m): 10:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Rooney.I passed d exam cos am committed to my sch..ronadinho,i passed d exam cos am most skillful wit ma pen |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by femi4: 10:57am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Rubbish!!! Not funny |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 11:01am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Pry 5 A (Arsenal): we train our pupils to read now and pass later in other schools. |
| Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 11:04am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Pry 5 B (Barca): we make use of our head and ngbo(bullets) to pass every exam. |
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