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Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 10:57pm On Nov 27, 2012
A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in
the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma
wife man! Her water is broken
man! She is about born a child
man!"
The doctor came over and told
the father "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and
behold, a baby's cry was soon
heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise
the Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby
boy man!"
The doctor again told the
father, "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and
to be sure, another cry was
heard. The father excitedly
proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins!
I is doubly blessed! Glory be to
God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was
heard! The father, somewhat
subdued, in a nervous tone,
muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the
lamp higher!. Hold the lamp
higher now man!", and a short
while yet a FOURTH cry was
heard.
The father said nothing, being
lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold the lamp
higher man! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me
think we off the light now man.
You think maybe is the light
that attracting' them=D
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Negro1: 1:30am On Nov 28, 2012
yet another hopeless thread SMH
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by babarazy: 7:11am On Nov 28, 2012
lol
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Lagusta(m): 7:41am On Nov 28, 2012
Now this is what I call early morning laughter!!!

9ce joke there...
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by RexioKlasik(m): 7:46am On Nov 28, 2012
Hahahahahahah......








angry
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 7:55am On Nov 28, 2012
Negro1: yet another hopeless thread SMH
i know say u never chop since monday, na today i knw the effect of hunger
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 10:59am On Nov 30, 2012
R2bees: A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in
the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma
wife man! Her water is broken
man! She is about born a child
man!"
The doctor came over and told
the father "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and
behold, a baby's cry was soon
heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise
the Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby
boy man!"
The doctor again told the
father, "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and
to be sure, another cry was
heard. The father excitedly
proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins!
I is doubly blessed! Glory be to
God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was
heard! The father, somewhat
subdued, in a nervous tone,
muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the
lamp higher!. Hold the lamp
higher now man!", and a short
while yet a FOURTH cry was
heard.
The father said nothing, being
lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold the lamp
higher man! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me
think we off the light now man.
You think maybe is the light
that attracting' them=D
LMAO #deadfordays cheesy
R2bees: A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in
the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma
wife man! Her water is broken
man! She is about born a child
man!"
The doctor came over and told
the father "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and
behold, a baby's cry was soon
heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise
the Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby
boy man!"
The doctor again told the
father, "Hold the lamp higher!
Hold the lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and
to be sure, another cry was
heard. The father excitedly
proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins!
I is doubly blessed! Glory be to
God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was
heard! The father, somewhat
subdued, in a nervous tone,
muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the
lamp higher!. Hold the lamp
higher now man!", and a short
while yet a FOURTH cry was
heard.
The father said nothing, being
lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold the lamp
higher man! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me
think we off the light now man.
You think maybe is the light
that attracting' them=D
LMAO #deadfordays
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by binmacc(f): 7:30pm On Nov 30, 2012
rubbish
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2012
binmacc: rubbish
f.uck u
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by searay(m): 10:53pm On Nov 30, 2012
Prease where is the jokes. D you thinking that i am raughing Laugh?
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 11:15pm On Nov 30, 2012
searay: Prease where is the jokes. D you thinking that i am raughing Laugh?
am sorry u lack sense of humour
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 11:23pm On Nov 30, 2012
Nice one grin grin grin
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by searay(m): 12:00pm On Dec 01, 2012
R2bees: am sorry u lack sense of humour
And this is the yoke. E dey pain you abi? Joles of this nature can always make it to the back page
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 01, 2012
searay: And this is the yoke. E dey pain you abi? Joles of this nature can always make it to the back page
the last time i checked, na joke i see no be JOLES
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by binmacc(f): 7:49pm On Dec 04, 2012
U AINT MAN ENOUGH TO Bleep ME... IDIOT
R2bees: f.uck u

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