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Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 10:57pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. ...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them=D |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Negro1: 1:30am On Nov 28, 2012 |
yet another hopeless thread SMH |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by babarazy: 7:11am On Nov 28, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Lagusta(m): 7:41am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Now this is what I call early morning laughter!!! 9ce joke there... |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by RexioKlasik(m): 7:46am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Hahahahahahah...... |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 7:55am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Negro1: yet another hopeless thread SMHi know say u never chop since monday, na today i knw the effect of hunger |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 10:59am On Nov 30, 2012 |
R2bees: A young Jamaican father-to-beLMAO #deadfordays R2bees: A young Jamaican father-to-beLMAO #deadfordays |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by binmacc(f): 7:30pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
rubbish |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
binmacc: rubbishf.uck u |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by searay(m): 10:53pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Prease where is the jokes. D you thinking that i am raughing Laugh? |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 11:15pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
searay: Prease where is the jokes. D you thinking that i am raughing Laugh?am sorry u lack sense of humour |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 11:23pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by searay(m): 12:00pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
R2bees: am sorry u lack sense of humourAnd this is the yoke. E dey pain you abi? Joles of this nature can always make it to the back page |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
searay: And this is the yoke. E dey pain you abi? Joles of this nature can always make it to the back pagethe last time i checked, na joke i see no be JOLES |
Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by binmacc(f): 7:49pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
U AINT MAN ENOUGH TO Bleep ME... IDIOT R2bees: f.uck u |
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