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The Chicken Dick by Omotayor123(f): 11:17am On Mar 29, 2015
My Mother usually cook chicken everyday for us,
her children. So our last born, a boy and a girl got
tired of it.
The girl said, I'm going to tell Mummy to stop
cooking chicken.
The boy asked, Why?
I've started growing small feathers down
there. She said.
The boy shouted, Eeeeeeeh! I
thought I was the only one!
The girl said, You too! See mine, they are so many!
Show me yours.
The boy took his shorts down and said, See what
Mummy is doing to us with her daily chicken?
The girl shouted, Eeeeeeh! You don't only have
feathers, you also have the neck of a hen!
The boy said, Hmm! Not only a neck, grab down the
neck, you will see two eggs. I'm scared, I'm going
to start laying eggs soon.
Re: The Chicken Dick by banjicom(m): 11:32am On Mar 29, 2015
Hehehehe cheesy the Mods should move this thread to the Sexuality Section Straight cheesy

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Re: The Chicken Dick by Nobody: 11:44am On Mar 29, 2015
lols. mumu kids grin
Re: The Chicken Dick by loomer: 11:46am On Mar 29, 2015
You no well, but u made my morning..

Nice one

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Re: The Chicken Dick by Bigcake: 11:51am On Mar 29, 2015
Bravo, that is joke at it best. Made me laughed.

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Re: The Chicken Dick by Kelklein(m): 12:18pm On Mar 29, 2015
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Re: The Chicken Dick by Omotayor123(f): 1:48pm On Mar 29, 2015
banjicom:
Hehehehe cheesy the Mods should move this thread to the Sexuality Section Straight cheesy
OK.
Re: The Chicken Dick by Omotayor123(f): 1:49pm On Mar 29, 2015
loomer:
You no well, but u made my morning..

Nice one
Lol.
Re: The Chicken Dick by peteruuu(m): 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2015
Laff wan kill me grin cheesy grin
Re: The Chicken Dick by Truth24(m): 9:27pm On Mar 29, 2015
banjicom:
Hehehehe cheesy the Mods should move this thread to the Sexuality Section Straight cheesy
I don't think there are uncensored words there, its a joke afterall

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