From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N)
To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December, 2012.
This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of breakup with our beloveth girlfriends.
We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-dedication in our supposed relationship.
During this period, all forms of communication (formal, sexual or otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial assistance will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won't be questioned, also, this periodwill not, WE repeat, will not pose a threat to the relationship unless you the girlfriend(s) choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 1st of February, 2013 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming valentine (14th February, 2013).
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated 'Good Behavior' during this period.
Signed.
Coolestboy
CHAIRMAN (BAN

Resuming 2 weeks b4 Valentine's day? Whoever is in charge of BAN should b fired on the spot for this grave mistake. The strike should stand until the week after Valentine's day.

RudySmith: Resuming 2 weeks b4 Valentine's day? Whoever is in charge of BAN should b fired on the spot for this grave mistake. The strike should stand until the week after Valentine's day.

Val wont cost us much now....

So u think that these women who would have missed out on the Xmas jackpot, would just smile and accept a box of chocolate on Val's?! LWKMD
They would unleash their fury on Val's, 2 get back at us, with insane demands.

RudySmith: So u think that these women who would have missed out on the Xmas jackpot, would just smile and accept a box of chocolate on Val's?! LWKMD
They would unleash their fury on Val's, 2 get back at us, with insane demands.

U tink so? Anyway, itz now left 4 everyguyz 2 find a means 2 reduce there extortion durin val. But, d issue of date extention shall be discussed in d next meetin.
Gracias

as an addendum to the above memo, girlfriends r expected to observe this break, with sober reflections, looking back into the year 2012 and evolving ways on how to improve the relationship in the new year, with respect to: 1. character 2. support 3. financial self reliance, etc. we duly crave for a better romantic experience with u as we r committed to the full realization of our objectives. we look forward to resume our full activities as from 1st February with respect to the valentine's celebrations that shall follow soon. we wish u d best of the yuletide season. on behalf of the boyfriends' association, we wish u a merry xmas and a happy new year in advance. signed: secretary.

critic: as an addendum to the above memo, girlfriends r expected to observe this break, with sober reflections, looking back into the year 2012 and evolving ways on how to improve the relationship in the new year, with respect to: 1. character 2. support 3. financial self reliance, etc. we duly crave for a better romantic experience with u as we r committed to the full realization of our objectives. we look forward to resume our full activities as from 1st February with respect to the valentine's celebrations that shall follow soon. we wish u d best of the yuletide season. on behalf of the boyfriends' association, we wish u a merry xmas and a happy new year in advance. signed: secretary.

D secretary has said it all, so, ladies takia

LolZzzz


Solidarity Forever

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