Tinkybabe:

You didn't have to quote the whole post ,you know!

Shedrack Onos:

nice.

Tinkybabe:

You didn't have to quote the whole post ,you know!

Tinkybabe: @ishilove,I checked his profile and found out he's a newbie(registered yersterday)..Let's forgive him on that ground

Tinkybabe: @ishilove,I checked his profile and found out he's a newbie(registered yersterday)..Let's forgive him on that ground

Ishilove:
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Hokay then.

Uniquexty: Now Jonah has showed up. Mr. Jonah Ukpabi, can you tell us what exactly happened?

Hope this jonah will not turn my phone to fish.?, I still like em oooo.....but serious was it a coincidence that we have Mr. Jonah Ukpabi here and a funny story of Him?

Jonah Okpabi :
i lafed nd passed my bus stop> omen... my laf even made my fellow passengers laf to laf. men u r too much. kudos to u. can u add me on facebook lets chat a bit. add me with this name, im waiting for ur friend request

harlos: Mr jonah pls did u swallow the or the fish did cos I'm writing an exam on u tomorrow...
Also let me know if u are a fish. No vex o I don't want to disturb anybody to avoid been murder in the exam hall. Thank you.

channel 190: serious? Lemme help you out, Jonah was the name of the fish that swallowed jonah.
Hope my answer helped?

Ishilove:
Lmao!

Different characters full NL

channel 190: serious? Lemme help you out, Jonah was the name of the fish that swallowed jonah.
Hope my answer helped?

harlos: so na jonah swallow jonah u mean fish swallow fish
Who come be the man of God sef

Ishilove:
The man of God name na Nineveh, aka Nana

harlos: abeg tell me the story from begining to save time... U fit be my savior

harlos: so na jonah swallow jonah u mean fish swallow fish
Who come be the man of God sef

Ishilove:
Issorait. Okay here goes. . .

One day Nineveh dey club dey flex when pastor come preach for in front of club. The bouncers wey dey the club no like this kain tin, so dem come dey beat the pastor. Wen Nana see wetin dey happen, e rescue the pastor because the baba resemble hin papa wey don die tey tey.

After the rescue, Nana come accept the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal lord and saviour. God con send am message for the Land of Jonah wey dey the distant shores beyond Badagry make e go preach to all the agberos wey dey dia.

Nana no wan gree go becos e dey fear to cross water, but e strong hin heart, chop beta liver enter flyboat for waterside. Unfortunately for him, e no get money to pay the boatman, so inside the middle of the water, the boatman wey don shack paraga since early mormor con dey hammer Nana, dey design hin face with blow. Mistakenly, Nana fall inside the water.

Incidentally,one shark by the name of Jonah wey don old sotey all hin teeth don commot see wen Nana fall inside the water come rush wia Nana dey dey swallow water (the man no fit swim). The shark happy sey e don see food to chop, becos as e old so e no get power to hustle food since all hin teeth don comot finish.

The shark open mouth swallow Nana. Thank God sey the shark no get teeth otherwise na different tori we for dey yarn now.

Nana do three days dry fasting inside the shark belle, dey pray to baba God make the fish get serious constipation.

God answer Nineveh prayer. For three days the shark get serious indigestion, and when the fish no fit bear am again, he open mouth vomit Nineveh for...my broda,guess where...?? The Land of Jonah! Hallelujah!! Izza miracle!!!



So my broda harlos, shey you grab now? Memorise my version of the tori, write the exam and your result go shock everybody, including yaself.

channel 190: one of the fish
'jonah' is in Britain ancient
Human 'jonah' is in American ancient.

Man of God na man which God, like Channel 190

harlos: the story sef shocked me cos i dey wonder if food no dey digest for inside fish
abi u no think say the fish suppose die as nana no digest for im belle
Abi wetin u think? Cos i no fail o

Ishilove:
Hm,my broda, dose are one of the mysteries of life. You don forget say Nana do fasting and prayer?? Na the prayer the man of God do, that na why the fish get indigestion come vomit. Na mystery which manpikin cannot explain. Hmmmmm... *claps hands in wonderment*

harlos: thank u, i go try to get something out of this

I will let u know when i will need ur attention again.

...abeg wait small, help me spell the second name of nana cos i no wan write am... E resembles the name of ma sister. No vex abeg

Ishilove:
Naineviah. Gorrit??

harlos: yeah thanks.

And in the end should I write mystery of life so the examiner would understand wella, never vex o i no wan fail ni o.

harlos: Channel a man of God

Uniquexty: *the invigilator turns her turbaned head and catches ishilove and harlos* Hey! You two will you hand in your papers? I guess you know you've failed this subject. Now go home and prepare for next year Jamb. *turns to the other amaxed candidates* five minutes more!

Uniquexty: *the invigilator turns her turbaned head and catches ishilove and harlos* Hey! You two will you hand in your papers? I guess you know you've failed this subject. Now go home and prepare for next year Jamb. *turns to the other amaxed candidates* five minutes more!

Ishilove:
Korrect guy, ya head dey dia!!

Lmao!!