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Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:33pm On Dec 03, 2012
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.
"Stay where you are," she said."He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband
lurched into bed,a few minutes later,through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey,there are six feet in this bed.There should only be four.What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife,"You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two,three, four. Damn, you're right!!!!!
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by Lagusta(m): 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2012
Correct!!!
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by larride(m): 11:17pm On Dec 03, 2012
grin
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by Nobody: 11:48pm On Dec 03, 2012
Nice one
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by RexioKlasik(m): 5:56am On Dec 04, 2012
Dis is coret yoke jare....kudos boy...
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by realsammie(m): 7:10pm On Dec 04, 2012
cheesy wink
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:53pm On Dec 04, 2012
Eheee, Na so é suppose be. Meanwhile i have this question that has been bugging me for a while now.
Juju Football Match
INDIA VS NIGERIA: 99-1
Please, did you watch the match or heard about it?.
When I was young, this story used to be common
that India used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1.
I heard it was a well known Nigeria football player
that scored our only goal, the ball changed to a
stone and he kicked it without thinking twice.
All our players were
just seeing double, all our goalkeeper could see
each
time an Indian player played the ball at him was a
roaring lion and a ball of fire which made him to run
away from the goal post. I also heard this was why
India is banned forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the match
or
hear about it too?
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by peterugoobi(m): 9:56am On Dec 05, 2012
@valiantvaliant you are right oh! I was told the same thing

was anybody told that stars were fire-flies that flew up into the sky. The same thing was even said in Lion King, please shed more light
Re: Laugh Out Audibly [LOA] by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:26pm On Dec 05, 2012
peterugoobi: @valiantvaliant you are right oh! I was told the same thing

was anybody told that stars were fire-flies that flew up into the sky. The same thing was even said in Lion King, please shed more light
FOLK TALES!!

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