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What Women Wants, From Ptaller by ptaller(m): 8:48pm On Feb 12, 2008
What women want in a man at age 22:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by daychris(f): 10:19pm On Feb 12, 2008
men really get problem o
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by ptaller(m): 10:25pm On Feb 12, 2008
@ daychris

You self see am, I tire how man wan enjoy hin life
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by ituen(m): 9:27am On Feb 13, 2008
Na una get problem.

Me i never begin to old oh
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by daychris(f): 4:06pm On Feb 13, 2008
thank God, i no be man
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by Lolabbey: 4:16pm On Feb 13, 2008
so wetin una wnt mak old men do now? mak dem die com com bak as young
Re: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by ituen(m): 6:42pm On Feb 13, 2008
@lola,

they shld die cos they are dangerous.

They are already old and dont care wat happens to the world

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