1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone.

2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch.

3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner.

4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire.

5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings.

6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't WantTo Be Seen With.

7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will.

Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach.

9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.

10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

11) Law Of Proposal: After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One!!

Agreed??

some points were actually hilarious...but its good you get a life though

This post should be moved to jokes section what do you think

Jokes section!!

Yep!
That’s where it belongs

Chaoga: Jokes section!!

12. Never trust a woman Law: cos, u already signed ur death bill.
13. Dna test Law: to ascertain your kids, especially your first born is truly yours.

yes, joke section

Laws of nairaland frontpage
1)know a moderator and anything u post will make frontpage
2) Never insult a moderator if u want your news to make frontpage
3)Mentioning garri is at your own risk
4)Sometimes parting with a few bucks might help you make the frontpage incase you wish to advertise your blog or site

clemz85: yes, joke section

This laws are all thought well, and good enough for ethical mind and principles!!!!....

Nna mehn, i love this.

uncanily true...

14. Weneva u slice pepper or u use ur hand t0 eat any pepperish food, u wld av t0 piss (4 male)

The GPA law:

the lower ur G.P, the higher ur B.P & vice versa

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Wetin d0 ebamma 1 nd 2 ?

So funny.....lol thats tright expecially when someone u've searching sees u with someone u dont want him/her to knw about

so funny n true... i love them bUt they wont stay in my head cuz of too much skunk...

Law of 9ja : mind your biz

Nice one. Move to joke section

Nice. Interesting.

Lmao. ...what about the Laws of Babies?

It's when you want them to do something. ...After you have called everyone and their mama to come and see, they do the opposite.

Can't count how many times I have fallen into that trap.

me likey

not cuite jor

What about it is when you want to watch the most interesting part of a film or soccer thats when nepa takes the light

Lol. Dnt knw hw true this is cos i was told by a frnd of mine. Love a girl too much and she'll leave u.

NL laws: get any news about tonto dike...start a thread and it wud hit front page.

After touching pepper, dat's when ur eyes start itching

Law of feminism; immediately u s3x a grl d way she liks, she keeps loving u d mor

I love these. Lol

Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.

Clemzy16: Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.

do you want to use it to take money from the bank.

The post is not educating, but I think it should be directed to joke..