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Laws Of Life by Clemzy16(m): 11:54am On Dec 08, 2012
1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone.

2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch.

3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner.

4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire.

5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings.

6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't WantTo Be Seen With.

7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will.

cool Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach.

9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.

10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

11) Law Of Proposal: After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One!!

Agreed??

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Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 12:06pm On Dec 08, 2012
some points were actually hilarious...but its good you get a life though
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2012
This post should be moved to jokes section what do you think
Re: Laws Of Life by Chaoga: 2:33pm On Dec 08, 2012
Jokes section!!
Re: Laws Of Life by ochukoccna: 2:41pm On Dec 08, 2012
Yep!
That’s where it belongs
Chaoga: Jokes section!!
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 2:42pm On Dec 08, 2012
12. Never trust a woman Law: cos, u already signed ur death bill.
13. Dna test Law: to ascertain your kids, especially your first born is truly yours.
Re: Laws Of Life by clemz85(m): 2:44pm On Dec 08, 2012
yes, joke section
Re: Laws Of Life by ebamma3: 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2012
Laws of nairaland frontpage
1)know a moderator and anything u post will make frontpage
2) Never insult a moderator if u want your news to make frontpage
3)Mentioning garri is at your own risk
4)Sometimes parting with a few bucks might help you make the frontpage incase you wish to advertise your blog or site

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Re: Laws Of Life by Mospring(m): 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2012
clemz85: yes, joke section
This laws are all thought well, and good enough for ethical mind and principles!!!!....

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Re: Laws Of Life by Habebe: 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nna mehn, i love this.
Re: Laws Of Life by ZACHIE: 2:50pm On Dec 08, 2012
uncanily true...
Re: Laws Of Life by Francheezy(m): 2:50pm On Dec 08, 2012
14. Weneva u slice pepper or u use ur hand t0 eat any pepperish food, u wld av t0 piss (4 male)

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Re: Laws Of Life by GJames(m): 2:50pm On Dec 08, 2012
The GPA law:

the lower ur G.P, the higher ur B.P & vice versa

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Re: Laws Of Life by Francheezy(m): 2:51pm On Dec 08, 2012
[quote author=ebamma 3]
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Wetin d0 ebamma 1 nd 2 ?
Re: Laws Of Life by jericco1(m): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2012
So funny.....lol thats tright expecially when someone u've searching sees u with someone u dont want him/her to knw about grin
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 2:55pm On Dec 08, 2012
so funny n true... i love them bUt they wont stay in my head cuz of too much skunk...
Re: Laws Of Life by 360command: 2:55pm On Dec 08, 2012
Law of 9ja : mind your biz

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Re: Laws Of Life by Wendyslim(f): 2:57pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nice one. Move to joke section grin grin grin
Re: Laws Of Life by Frosti(m): 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nice. Interesting.
Re: Laws Of Life by SisiKill1: 3:02pm On Dec 08, 2012
Lmao. ...what about the Laws of Babies?

It's when you want them to do something. ...After you have called everyone and their mama to come and see, they do the opposite.

Can't count how many times I have fallen into that trap. cheesy

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Re: Laws Of Life by nekaa(f): 3:02pm On Dec 08, 2012
me likey
Re: Laws Of Life by FdsunnEX(m): 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2012
not cuite jor
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 3:06pm On Dec 08, 2012
What about it is when you want to watch the most interesting part of a film or soccer thats when nepa takes the light

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Re: Laws Of Life by Gee001: 3:11pm On Dec 08, 2012
Lol. Dnt knw hw true this is cos i was told by a frnd of mine. Love a girl too much and she'll leave u.

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Re: Laws Of Life by yertyr(m): 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2012
NL laws: get any news about tonto dike...start a thread and it wud hit front page.

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Re: Laws Of Life by Gee001: 3:14pm On Dec 08, 2012
After touching pepper, dat's when ur eyes start itching
Re: Laws Of Life by GentleNaaz(m): 3:20pm On Dec 08, 2012
Law of feminism; immediately u s3x a grl d way she liks, she keeps loving u d mor
Re: Laws Of Life by ojophilip11: 3:23pm On Dec 08, 2012
I love these. Lol
Re: Laws Of Life by Clemzy16(m): 3:24pm On Dec 08, 2012
Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2012
Clemzy16: Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.
do you want to use it to take money from the bank.
Re: Laws Of Life by ueoyakhilome: 3:28pm On Dec 08, 2012
The post is not educating, but I think it should be directed to joke..

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