Law of chykn; any woman wy shakara 4 u, leave am
law of money; women r inversely proportional 2 makn money; if u want 2 mk larger money, 4gt women

Almighty law ~ a girl would dissapoint you when u've made every possible preparations & arrangements to fvck her but when ur mind is totally outta her & u're busy with something very important', dats wen ur phone rings, "baby am so Hot, can I come over 2 ur place?". FUUUUK U BiATcH !!! Am busy. GO fvck yaself.

Dont know about some of the laws but no.6, The Law of Encounters, is so true.

Sisi_Kill: Lmao. ...what about the Laws of Babies?

It's when you want them to do something. ...After you have called everyone and their mama to come and see, they do the opposite.

Can't count how many times I have fallen into that trap.

Oh gosh Ma Mum is so fond of doing this. Lawd knows how many times I cringe inwardly to see everyone standing there expecting the baby to do the "special thing" and he doesnt. How embarassing even though Mum doesnt seem to mind.

coolkris: do you want to use it to take money from the bank.

you obviously don't know what it means to be Recongnise by your people. I'm so addicted to NL. If i don't log-in a day i get depressed. I hardly make friends, hence, Nairaland is the only friend i have now. So being in a forum for almost two years and my post is just making the front page i have every reason to be happy.

valicious1: Almighty law ~ a girl would dissapoint you when u've made every possible preparations & arrangements to fvck her but when ur mind is totally outta her & u're busy with something very important', dats wen ur phone rings, "baby am so Hot, can I come over 2 ur place?". FUUUUK U BiATcH !!! Am busy. GO fvck yaself.

hahahahahahahahahaha.. That's funny..

Law of nature; When you go to a lonely place and fart..., someone will immediately start coming to your direction

Clemzy16: you obviously don't know what it means to be Recongnise by your people. I'm so addicted to NL. If i don't log-in a day i get depressed. I hardly make friends, hence, Nairaland is the only friend i have now. So being in a forum for almost two years and my post is just making the front page i have every reason to be happy.

its only a he-goat that will continue making the same mistake and expect a different result...go around and socialize if you get laughed @ and jeered @ keep trying and in no distant time you will be like the legendary cassanova..

Well dis is a little hillarious esp. no 2. @Clemzy, don't b 2 happy because ur thread made front page FOR D DEVIL UR ADVERSARY IS ROAMING ABOUT LIKE A LION SEEKING WHOM 2 DEVOUR *walks away gently*

Law of sex; d more u hav it b4 ur marriage,d more u lose ur value.

Law of dressing,d day u dress anyhow, dt day,u wil c sm1 important 2 u

Phartymah112: Law of sex; d more u hav it b4 ur marriage,d more u lose ur value.

Law of dressing,d day u dress anyhow, dt day,u wil c sm1 important 2 u

typical muslim girl talking..am not suprised..

Clemzy16: you obviously don't know what it means to be Recongnise by your people. I'm so addicted to NL. If i don't log-in a day i get depressed. I hardly make friends, hence, Nairaland is the only friend i have now. So being in a forum for almost two years and my post is just making the front page i have every reason to be happy.

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I wld snd u a cup 0f gaRri

Saw this thread earlier and laughed it off as a joke. You know what?. Later I went to take my bath. Immediately I opened the shower and water was all over my body my phone ran. Fortunately,I knew who was calling.

coolkris: What about it is when you want to watch the most interesting part of a film or soccer thats when nepa takes the light

if there is no power failure the CD plate will start to skip at that point

ikennaya: if there is no power failure the CD plate will start to skip at that point

on point!

dis really hilarious bt na tru talk

Law of bonanza: whenever december approaches cheksi start giving away points.

Law of retards: Reads this post and spends the whole day trying to figure out what to add.

*in gordon's voice* "NA JOKE O"

Clemzy16:
Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach.

Lmao!!!

Clemzy16: Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.

so getting on nl front page is now an achievement...nawhaooo

LAW OF THE STREET: keep your game tight.

valicious1: Almighty law ~ a girl would dissapoint you when u've made every possible preparations & arrangements to fvck her but when ur mind is totally outta her & u're busy with something very important', dats wen ur phone rings, "baby am so Hot, can I come over 2 ur place?". FUUUUK U BiATcH !!! Am busy. GO fvck yaself.

This is sooooooo true.

jst passing...

Law of GOD,; have faith in Him then you can have anything you ask for.....,|terms and conditions; according to His will oooo.

coolkris: do you want to use it to take money from the bank.

lol..

hilarious!

It's all joke