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My Valentine Gift by N4s1(m): 9:36am On Feb 15, 2008
Guys, this is funny but true. Yesterday in Mavrick Schools Ibadan, A student presented a special gift to a girl.
The gift was well wrapped and appealing, when the babe opened the multi-wrapped gift with love and admiration, behold it was grin eba (Garri) that was wrapped in the beautiful wrapping sheet. grin

Ok u, what did u get for val gift?
Re: My Valentine Gift by buzzgonz(m): 9:40am On Feb 15, 2008
Akara & Bread cheesy
Re: My Valentine Gift by Lolabbey: 9:42am On Feb 15, 2008
ur name na 4naira abi na 4 dollars ,,


u too dey lie,garri ko epa nii,

so wetin u get 4 val?

abi na kulikuli u get ? grin grin grin

buzz,ur own gift beta ooo
Re: My Valentine Gift by buzzgonz(m): 9:45am On Feb 15, 2008
kulikuli better na, lol grin
So now tell us your own?
Re: My Valentine Gift by oloriooko(m): 9:48am On Feb 15, 2008
Is this supposed to be funny? angry

God!!! where is your sense of humor poster?

Please try to be purposeful whenever you are posting. Buzz off my friend
Re: My Valentine Gift by Lolabbey: 9:51am On Feb 15, 2008
hmmmm,

olorioko don fire my valentino shocked shocked
Re: My Valentine Gift by ayusman16(m): 9:52am On Feb 15, 2008
d guy try now my Oloriobo, if him no try make u try post ur own joke make we laff, Bad belle!
Re: My Valentine Gift by Opoki(m): 9:56am On Feb 15, 2008
@ oloorioko
Try to respect co nairalander,
If it's not funny ,
post your own and lets see
Re: My Valentine Gift by kronkykay(m): 9:59am On Feb 15, 2008
oloriooko:

Is this supposed to be funny? angry

God!!! where is your sense of humor poster?

Please try to be purposeful whenever you are posting. Buzz off my friend

na wah oh! the homeboy was just trynna ask everybody wat they got for val and you are puking over his kulikuli. e no good oh,

anyway, me i got a 10pound pack of greens, a pack of durex and a kisssssssssss (very long) from my ex-girlfriend.
so wat did u get?
Re: My Valentine Gift by buzzgonz(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2008
No mind am na Idiot, by the way oloriooko wetin make u dey call my name?
Re: My Valentine Gift by Lolabbey: 10:02am On Feb 15, 2008
Opoki:

@ oloorioko
Try to respect co nairalander,
If it's not funny ,
post your own and lets see

lol


ayus u no well oo,na oloriobo u see abi olorioko,
corupt mind cool cool cool

kronkay u sure sey u get all dat abi?
Re: My Valentine Gift by N4s1(m): 10:03am On Feb 15, 2008
@olorioko, u be bad belle. Na because ur babe dump u on vals de u de yan like that?

Me I got a red and white designers shirt with dark grey trouser from my main woman, then an unlabeled cake from my pending babe.
Re: My Valentine Gift by buzzgonz(m): 10:06am On Feb 15, 2008
Me I got a red and white designers shirt with dark grey trouser from my main woman, then an unlabeled cake from my pending babe.
Oke, So you get pending babe? shocked Na Wa, Abeg no mind that Idiot Na jealousy dey worry am.
Re: My Valentine Gift by Lolabbey: 10:07am On Feb 15, 2008
hmm,

pending babe
Re: My Valentine Gift by N4s1(m): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2008
Lolabbey:

hmm,

pending babe

lol. u are still too young to understand.
Re: My Valentine Gift by buzzgonz(m): 10:17am On Feb 15, 2008
Ok oh we don hear you. tongue
Re: My Valentine Gift by kronkykay(m): 10:28am On Feb 15, 2008
still too young to undastand?

BTW, how old are u?

@lola

yeah i got all that. i couldn't ask for more though!
Re: My Valentine Gift by success123(m): 10:37am On Feb 15, 2008
there is still one thing u must ask for
Re: My Valentine Gift by dequeen(f): 10:57am On Feb 15, 2008
panttttttttttttttttt & braaaaaaaaaaaaa cool cool cool cool cool
Re: My Valentine Gift by kronkykay(m): 11:30am On Feb 15, 2008
success123:

there is still one thing u must ask for

wat could that be?
Re: My Valentine Gift by Lolabbey: 11:44am On Feb 15, 2008
we are all waiting cool

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