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Dad's Joke by inze(m): 10:52am On Feb 15, 2008
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 11:03am On Feb 15, 2008
Good One Daddy
Re: Dad's Joke by folly69(m): 11:45am On Feb 15, 2008
now dats one wild dad lmao grin grin

@aisha2 hi sweetie kiss
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 15, 2008
Hey Baby, How was d Valentine
Re: Dad's Joke by folly69(m): 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2008
nice really nice did u get my flowers and chocolates smiley
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 12:12pm On Feb 15, 2008
I did Baby, they were as lovely and as sweet as you. Miss u though
Re: Dad's Joke by aristole(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2008
daddy,u don dey drink small stout
Re: Dad's Joke by ituen(m): 2:00pm On Feb 15, 2008
nice joke
Re: Dad's Joke by Lohlarh(f): 2:49pm On Feb 15, 2008
funny nd very adventurous Daddy cheesy
Re: Dad's Joke by Busta(f): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2008
Re: Dad's Joke by ThugLife1(m): 3:48pm On Feb 15, 2008
Re: Dad's Joke by nenyehome: 3:51pm On Feb 15, 2008
nice one man
Re: Dad's Joke by stag: 4:02pm On Feb 15, 2008
grin really nice piece
Re: Dad's Joke by RichDad1(m): 4:06pm On Feb 15, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Dad's Joke by daychris(f): 6:46pm On Feb 15, 2008
funny, but mummy must not hear about it

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