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Dad's Joke by inze(m): 10:52am On Feb 15, 2008 |
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' -- |
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 11:03am On Feb 15, 2008 |
Good One Daddy |
Re: Dad's Joke by folly69(m): 11:45am On Feb 15, 2008 |
now dats one wild dad lmao @aisha2 hi sweetie |
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 15, 2008 |
Hey Baby, How was d Valentine |
Re: Dad's Joke by folly69(m): 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
nice really nice did u get my flowers and chocolates |
Re: Dad's Joke by Nobody: 12:12pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
I did Baby, they were as lovely and as sweet as you. Miss u though |
Re: Dad's Joke by aristole(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
daddy,u don dey drink small stout |
Re: Dad's Joke by ituen(m): 2:00pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
nice joke |
Re: Dad's Joke by Lohlarh(f): 2:49pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
funny nd very adventurous Daddy |
Re: Dad's Joke by Busta(f): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Dad's Joke by ThugLife1(m): 3:48pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Dad's Joke by nenyehome: 3:51pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
nice one man |
Re: Dad's Joke by stag: 4:02pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
really nice piece |
Re: Dad's Joke by RichDad1(m): 4:06pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
Re: Dad's Joke by daychris(f): 6:46pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
funny, but mummy must not hear about it |
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