I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
--

Good One Daddy

now dats one wild dad lmao

@aisha2 hi sweetie

Hey Baby, How was d Valentine

nice really nice did u get my flowers and chocolates

I did Baby, they were as lovely and as sweet as you. Miss u though

daddy,u don dey drink small stout

nice joke

funny nd very adventurous Daddy

;d

lol

nice one man

really nice piece

funny, but mummy must not hear about it