A Nigerian man called his mom: Mom,
I have AIDS.
Mother: Heeeee...chinekee! Don't come
back homeoooo,
my sonooo, don't come back home.
God
forbid!
Man: Why mom, why now, watin I do
now?
Mother: Heeee....you foolish boy! You
see my son, if
you come back home, then your wife
will be
infected. From your wife to your broda,
from your
broda to our maid, from our maid to
your DADDY,
from your daddy to m
y sista, from my sista to her
hosband, from him to me, from me to
the
gardener, from the gardener to your
sista. And if
your sista gets infected, heeeee, then
the whole village
is in trouble..ewooo !
So in the name of GODoooo...PLEASE
SAVE OUR
VILLAGEooooo, DON'T COME BACK
HOMEooooo!!!