FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns
and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending
strike till further notice.
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at
Chicken Republic?
Yet we preach gender equality.
Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has
concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚
°º.
Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her
natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or
AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your
subscribed cable (no free thing).
If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil.MFM or CAC to be precise.
She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from
Olumo (all na nature).
The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas.
We hereby suspend our strike.
OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA...
OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO...
OF THE GREATEST NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚°º .

No dulling....as long as u can control d rope inbtw ur legs....im gud to go with ur conditions....my tought though