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According To Akpors University Of Lies by ohisgycreative(m): 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2012
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold6 cost more than a black BB Bold6.

-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.

-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper
soup.

-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period.

-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'.

-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.

-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food
from strangers'.

-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.

-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or like......

Compliment of the Season's to you All......

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Re: According To Akpors University Of Lies by engrdonatus: 7:43pm On Dec 29, 2012
Badbelle is wen you chop for egg since 3day and refuse to shit and you won con release am for lecture hall shocked[color=#990000][/color]

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