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National Association Of Kidnappers Public Announcement by Detonatorrex(m): 7:47am On Dec 13, 2012
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF
KIDNAPPERS PUBLIC
ANNOUNCEMENT:
2012/13 RANSOM RATES:
1. Finance Minister's mum: $1B,
2. Petroleum Minister's Mum: $2B,
3. CBN gov's Mum: $2.5B, 4. VP's
Mum: $4B,
5. President's Mum: 2013 budget,
6. Any gov's Mum: $1.5B.
7. Banker's wife or husband: #5
Million or at least one Honda EOD.
8. Relations to Journalists: One
leather bag of Yahuza chicken with
massa
9. Relations to lecturers: N1,500
MTN
Recharge Card.
ADVERT:
"Show Your Loved Ones That You
Care, Pay Their Ransom!"gringrincheesy

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