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National Association Of Kidnappers Public Announcement by Detonatorrex(m): 7:47am On Dec 13, 2012 |
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF KIDNAPPERS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: 2012/13 RANSOM RATES: 1. Finance Minister's mum: $1B, 2. Petroleum Minister's Mum: $2B, 3. CBN gov's Mum: $2.5B, 4. VP's Mum: $4B, 5. President's Mum: 2013 budget, 6. Any gov's Mum: $1.5B. 7. Banker's wife or husband: #5 Million or at least one Honda EOD. 8. Relations to Journalists: One leather bag of Yahuza chicken with massa 9. Relations to lecturers: N1,500 MTN Recharge Card. ADVERT: "Show Your Loved Ones That You Care, Pay Their Ransom!" |
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