'I am a typical Nigerian guy', i can survive in the desert, i can milk a stubborn cow, i can talk u to play to my tune, i can pay my houz-rent even when i dont have a job. I can succeed in biz anyway in the world, i can strive were orders dare to tread, i can live peacefully in the war-torn middle-east, i can fly de airplane without de necessary training & i can do do much more than u can ever imagine. Am a real Nigerian guy! Are YOU?

Ain't no typical 9ja guy out there? Damn!