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Akpos And Ekaite by Keenysbojan(m): 2:03pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Ekaite went to a doctor and asked d doctor to made anoda hole near her fucking ass. Doctor: buh why na? Ekaite:replied doctor business is going well so i want to open anoda branch. Teacher: helo class today we gonna talk abt positive,comparative and superlative in English. For example tall-taller-tallest, fast-faster-fastest, akpos pls can u giv us anoda one? Akpos:said come-comer-comest,go-goer-goest and eat-eater-eatest...teacher: fainted Pastor: the lord is my shepherd can be found in the book of wot,akpos? Akpos said: In the book of REBECCA. Pastor: collapse. Akpos was in the bed wit ekaite his wife sleeping. He dreamt he was in heaven when he got to heaven's gate,he met an angel who started showing him everything...After a while akpos asked the angel can i piss here? Angel: it's nt allowed buh u can. A short while later again akpos asked can i mess here? Angel:it's nt allowed buh you can...minutes later again akpos asked d angel can i poo here? Angel:it's nt allowed buh you can...xo akpos saw a flower and asked the angel can i use the flower to clean my bottom? Angel:it's nt allowed buh you can...as akpos was about to use the flower to clean his bottom, a hot slap landed on his face from ekaite,shouted; you piss for bed,i no talk,you mess i leave you,i no talk,you poo on top bed i leave you, i no talk,you now want to use my wrapper clean you bottom,are u mad? |
Re: Akpos And Ekaite by johndavid1(m): 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Lol thumbs up man |
Re: Akpos And Ekaite by realsammie(m): 5:39pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
This is rubbish. Guy seriously u go school at all. . You just mix up sentence, no paragraph, nothing. surely this is the hand work of CRTL + C and CRTL + V. |
Re: Akpos And Ekaite by horlahbc: 8:13pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
realsammie: This is rubbish. Guy seriously u go school at all.abeg try 2 dey apreciat waitin person do |
Re: Akpos And Ekaite by Xymc1(m): 11:21pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
It is the end times |
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