There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?

A lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend.

On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said: "...heey! I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness".....

The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "Sister Mercy you see what I've been talking to you about? If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"








Now who's smarter?

I was on a flight to LAST COUNTRY ON EARTH once. The flight would be several hours long, so I decided to get some shuteye. I was soon awakened by the stewardess, who asked me if I would like some dinner. I said, “What are my choices?”
And she said, “Yes or no.”













I fainted

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Okay!

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