The Italian tomato Garden

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and describes his predicament

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my trouble would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear dad,
Don’t dig up that garden.
That’s where I buried the bodies.
Love Vinnie

The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding the any bodies. They apologized to the man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances
Love you, Vinnie

funny, i wonder why no one has commented on this

@Temivict Come here ^{**wets her face with kisses**}
oops did i just do that ?
Nice post.

over stale wan kill this joke

Fcking stale is an understatement

stale

U guyz shud chill out a bit naaa

@ben~jay
U're not serious

that word does not exist in his dictionary

Temivict:

@ben~jay
You're not serious

Abeg i no wan serious, all the pple wey serious dey IGBOBI.

:p

Very funny

swthrt, your tongue is showing, tuck it in.

leave it how do u want people to know that i've tongue

I wonder

hmmmm . . . .

What Does HMmmmm stand for

@Temi swthrt, i am just here thinking about what to do with Jeovy.

Get me a wonderful gift for our wedding and be my best man

good one