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Ekaitte: "How much do you
love me?"
Akpors: "Look at the sky and
count the stars."
Ekaitte: "But, it's daytime."
Akpors:"Exactly ." - Teacher to students.. Pls pay
attention..
Akpors: How much ma?
- Teacher: If corn oil is
madefrom corn & vegetable
oil ismade from vegetables. Wat is baby oil made
from?
Akpors: Babies
- Teacher: How do we keep our
school clean?
Akpors: By staying at home - Teacher: now, Akposr, if I
saw man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be
showing?
Akpors: Brotherly love - Teacher: Akpors spell
plantain .. Akpos: which
plantain, ripe or unripe one?
- Dad: Aw was ur paper?
Akpos: It was gud Dad: Hope
ur teacher no catch u cos he knws ur Matric No?
Akpors: Catch me ke?? Na my
BB pin I use
- Teacher: correct this sentence.
I wear okada to
school. Akpors: okada wear me go
school.
- "Girlfriend: Darling could u pls
give me 25k for my
bathing soap? Akpors:
whaaaat? Are u washing away
your sins? Haba!!!"
- Teacher:- What do you call a
Bee that live in America?
Akpors: USB
- Ekaitte: My luv my bis about 2 finish wat am i
gona do? Akpors: return the
BB 2 d seller and buy
nokia torch light
- In Preparation for
Chrismas,"Akpors has taken his
Laptop to Computer village..
To remove the RAM
Lol!

You try sha

Ok. I have entered, seen your yoke... Now can I go??
Mtcheeww..

Onyeasi: Ok. I have entered, seen your yoke... Now can I go??
Mtcheeww..

yea go back and suck your Ma.Ma b.reast the second tym

R2bees: yea go back and suck your Ma.Ma b.reast the second tym

Thank God, I was the one who sucked my Ma. Ma breast when I was born of which I still suck it now. Buh, I pity you.. Na Edet, our house boy don suck your moth3r dry.. 3eeeeddiot!


Mod, sorry for my comment.. I D̶̲̥̅̊oŋ't play with my Ma. Ma.. I have no choice..

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