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A Scotsman And An Englishman by bigold(f): 12:22pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, 'In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.' The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, 'Now it's my turn to kick you.' The Scotsman said, 'Keep the damn egg.' |
Re: A Scotsman And An Englishman by clemcykul(f): 3:26pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
ok ill keep the egg nice one bigold |
Re: A Scotsman And An Englishman by TOYOSI20(f): 12:15am On Feb 19, 2008 |
Yeah real nice! |
Re: A Scotsman And An Englishman by ituen(m): 10:00pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
hawhawhaw |
Re: A Scotsman And An Englishman by kronkykay(m): 2:22am On Mar 02, 2008 |
ouch! i fall shoot the scotsman oh! |
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