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| Deeez Nuts! by SeanT21(op): 10:17pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
dial tone) [Thug] ", call this old bitch , " (dialing) [Thug] ", see what this bitch doin , call this bitch , " (phone rings) [Woman] "Hello?" [Thug] "Whassup." [Woman] "Hello, what you doin?" [Thug] "Nuthin, just kickin it." [Woman] "You all done?" [Thug] "Naw, what you gonna do today?: [Woman] "Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners, I'm gonna get my nails done --" [Thug] "Hey, did what's his name get at you yesterday?" [Woman] "Who?" [Thug] "Deeeeeezzz Nutsss!" [Woman] "Aw, shut up nigga." (phone click) ["Daddy"] I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!" She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?" I said "Hell yeah." She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?" I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth! mouth! mouth!" |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by Nobody: 3:40am On Mar 13, 2008 |
HEY YO GEE  but i guess i'm d only one who's feelin u  cos ur yans are 2 janded  . so fine tune ur ass :Dand give something cool  |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by Nobody: 4:33am On Mar 13, 2008 |
whatever happened to the good ol funny jokes? thuglife, i miss your jokes o. . .i dnt know what the OP posted o. . .but it's sure not funny  |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by simorny(m): 4:48am On Mar 13, 2008 |
you ve good joke but i think you should make more understandable |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by segunpc(m): 1:40pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
hmm i like the jokes but i no understand them at all |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by tufe(m): 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
is there humor in that thing |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by ituen(m): 6:14pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
what the heck is this ? |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by tufe(m): 6:27pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
dumbass poster  |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by ituen(m): 6:34pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
I leave NLD fro 1 week and i come to see rubbish posts. Hmmmm Deleting shall soon start |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by tufe(m): 6:41pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
i tried to cub order here, but even clem dey lead them for their stupidity, so theer wasnt much i cud do when the madame is involved |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by SeanT21(op): 9:27pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Dang yall dont get it!! |
| Re: Deeez Nuts! by ituen(m): 5:11am On Mar 14, 2008 |
Mr Man, Just as we are tryin to decode that little piece of linguistics u put up there, U don dey spoil the internet with ur "ding" "dang". Give us time to do a kuvuki council meeting on your post, then we will tell you if you tried or not. @Tufe So that woman no wan respect her 56yrs of old? |
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