John and Jack were talking about the Christmas
gifts they were getting their wives. John said,
"I got Kathy a pair of slippers and a Love Machine."

"That’s a strange combination," said Jack.

"It’s a great combination," replied John, "if
she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go Bleep
herself."

smart. i guess the "messs" was auto corrected

ofcos.dat lirrrrrle boi sef
nice joke.but if am d wife sha. . . . . . hmmmn

. . . u go give the man Toothpaste n Brush

If he complains, he shld brush his teeth to erase his curses

Ituen lmao
see ya morrow after church

ok lady,

pray for me and you.

see ya and sleep tite

cool

hehehehehehe

nice joke