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Life Might Not Give U A Second Chance by billios: 5:43pm On Dec 18, 2012
She was waiting for her husband James to
show up.. Things had changed since their
marriage, the once cute, couldn't- live-
without-each-other couple had turned
bitter because the marriage is yet to produce
any child for 4yrs.. Fighting over every
little thing, both didn't like the way things
had changed. Nike was waiting to see if
James remembered it was their
anniversary!
Just as the door bell rang she ran to find
her husband wet and smiling with a bunch
of flowers in his hand.. The two started
relieving the old days. Making up for fights,
there was then plan for champagne, light
music. And rain outside! It was perfect
But the moment paused when the phone
in the bedroom rang. Nike went to pick it
up n it was a man..
"Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police
station. Is this Mr James Adeyemi's
number?"
"Yes it is!"
" I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an
accident and a man died. We got this
number from his PURSE; we need u to
come and identify his body."
Nike's heart sank.. WHAT tha Frickles!!!!
"But my husband is here with me?"
"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place
at 2pm, when he was boarding the
subway.
Nike was about to lose her senses. how
could this happen!? She knew this type of
things she heard about the soul of the
person coming to meet a loved one before
it leaves! She ran into the other room.. He
was not there.. It was true! He had left
her for good!! Oh God she would have died
for another chance to mend every little
fight before! She rolled on the Floor in
pain. She lost her chance! Forever!
Suddenly there was a noise from the
bathroom,the door opened and James
came out and again and said....
."Hun, i forgot to tell u my purse was
stolen today"
LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE U A SECOND
CHANCE.. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT
WHEN YOU CAN MAKEUP FOR YOUR
DEEDS!!! Its getting to the end of the year
let's start making amends...
To spouses
To parents
To in-laws
To siblings
To friends... And especially to a genuine
love we hurt..

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Re: Life Might Not Give U A Second Chance by Wendyslim(f): 7:02pm On Dec 18, 2012
E no sweet jooo boring
Re: Life Might Not Give U A Second Chance by Uceegal: 5:51am On Dec 19, 2012
Make sense joor,I'l try 2 makeup with my bf
Re: Life Might Not Give U A Second Chance by Mudilove: 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2012
dats true and well spoken
Re: Life Might Not Give U A Second Chance by fleyboy02: 6:08pm On Dec 19, 2012
*Tot t waz a joke oli tew discover t waz a trash... angry moves ova to d waste bin nd make my yearly disposal*



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