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A Second Chance by ituen(m): 8:33am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this and told them this big circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs". "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", the judge asked the second boy. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 150 people to give up drugs forever." "One-hundred-fifty people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. I said, "This small circle is your asshole before prison. . . . . . . ." |
Re: A Second Chance by segunpc(m): 8:45am On Jul 07, 2008 |
u try |
Re: A Second Chance by ituen(m): 8:49am On Jul 07, 2008 |
tnks |
Re: A Second Chance by Jeovy(m): 10:03am On Jul 07, 2008 |
fear dey catch you,you for complete am |
Re: A Second Chance by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
remaaining small, i for use u as example |
Re: A Second Chance by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: A Second Chance by princesa(f): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
is it me or is it the joke how come am not laughing |
Re: A Second Chance by Jeovy(m): 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
because you are confused princess |
Re: A Second Chance by mohawkchic(f): 7:19pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
~I'll be a convert too if i was on drugs and saw his diagram!! |
Re: A Second Chance by ituen(m): 5:43am On Jul 09, 2008 |
At least i'm happy mohawk quit drugs |
Re: A Second Chance by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On Jul 09, 2008 |
at last |
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