Good: Your hubby and you agree,no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Good: Your son`s finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife`s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer
Good: You get into bed, and she's feeling Hot tonight.
Bad: You are drunk, and are feeling tired.
Worse: You forgot her mother is staying over, and you`ve entered the wrong room.

@OP. .

Good: you av access to open a thread here

Worse: your thread no even make sense

bunmioguns: @OP. .

Good: you av access to open a thread here

Worse: your thread no even make sense

Bad: u gat no sense of humor