Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a He.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

A few more :

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills

Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.


Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Worse: You're in them.


Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie.

Bad: It's over five years old.

Worse: Your daughter's the star.


Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad : He's a cross dresser.

Worse: He looks better than you.


Good: Your son's finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Worse: So are you.


Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.


Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Worse: She's a lawyer.


Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.

Bad: Because she's leaving you.

Worse: For another woman


Good: The postman's early

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.


Good: The Teacher Likes your son.

Bad: Sexually

Worse: The teacher is a man


Good: You came home for a quickie

Bad: The postman had the same idea

Worse: There's 5 guys in line.


Good: You finally get a night out.

Bad: You're seen by the town gossip going into a strip show.

Worse: Your daughter is the headliner

Good: Your daughter has a job.

Bad: As a stripteaser.

Worse: Your office colleagues are her biggest clients.

Way Worse: She earns more than you.

Mtschewww. . . .still dunno what op is doing on the tatafo section

Ajibel wat's ur own

@PretiEbony , Thanks and don't mind Ajibel.

Bad belle people. Op a question
why is ur jokes nöt funny?