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The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 9:06am On Dec 21, 2012 |
I sat in my office, looking at these two weird-looking unripe bananas a colleague gave me two days ago. I thought to myself, ''What could have made her give me bananas....unripe ones at that.....and just two......not plantain.....when she didn't travel? Who can i ask '' the implication of taking two unripe bananas from a female colleague?'' Google of course! How could i have thought of asking Google such a question SMH for myself. Anyway, what weird question have you asked Google before? Answer quickly, before the world comes to an end today. 4 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Rchemical(m): 12:02pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
where is the t.v remote? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Redmosquito(m): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Who hit the OP on the head? 8 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Redmosquito(m): 12:09pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Who hit the OP on the head? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by EzePromoe: 12:18pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
You fit borrow me money? 3 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by LarrySun(m): 3:02pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Redmosquito: Who hit the OP on the head?More like that! LOL! 1 Like |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Warlord3000(m): 6:41pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Thinking ooo... Hmm.. Ok 14 Likes
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Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 3:50am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Do you suck dìck? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 3:55am On Dec 24, 2012 |
shey allowee sure 2dae?
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Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by babseg(m): 3:56am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Is OP alright? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by huninaija(f): 4:15am On Dec 24, 2012 |
How many rich young men does Nigeria have? 1 Like |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by TRUTHTELA: 4:16am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Is Obasanjo a THIEF or a farmer? 3 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by kandiikane(m): 4:20am On Dec 24, 2012 |
How do I seduce a sleeping being? 1 Like |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by huninaija(f): 4:22am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Why is Nigeria a giant and ghana a midget? When will Nigeria have un-interrupted 24 hour power supply, now or never?? 4 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Walexz02(m): 4:24am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Hw many times can I füçк in a day |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:27am On Dec 24, 2012 |
huni_naija: Why is Nigeria a giant and ghana a midget? Ghana gets uninterrupted electricity (most of the time), yet you have the audacity to ask Google the first question. 1 Like |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by dayokanu(m): 4:27am On Dec 24, 2012 |
I asked google "What is my Nairaland userid" |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by hayoakins(m): 4:28am On Dec 24, 2012 |
I was bored in the office that morning, done with my tasks around 9am what else do I do, google.com to the rescue. What do I do this morning? Google was indeed helpful as one of the links provided gave list of how to get a boring day going, have done almost all that was listed but one which was...read the dailies...all I did was to launch www.punchng.com Google answers all questions except "who killed Gani Fawemin(pardon the spelling), Funsho Williams? ...google just dey guess the answer jawe, google self no wan DIE 3 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:30am On Dec 24, 2012 |
kandiikane: How do I seduce a sleeping being? I have the answer. Depends o...... Natural sleep or drug-induced sleep. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by kandiikane(m): 4:32am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Please, tell me. It's not the nicest feeling to not know. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:33am On Dec 24, 2012 |
kandiikane: If na natural sleep, that one is easy. If you drug am, that one go need more energy. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by kandiikane(m): 4:35am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Heh! Give me answers for both. Sometimes to sleep na sleeping tablets or ganja. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by kandiikane(m): 4:37am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: More Energy? I don finish drink milo so that one I get am. Mek we start with natural first. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:37am On Dec 24, 2012 |
kandiikane: Hehe. If na natural sleep, you just need to.......*winks* ........you know na If na drug, just do what you did last time, but with more sucking |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:38am On Dec 24, 2012 |
kandiikane: No oh, milo no fit do anything. Go and buy a whole thanksgiving turkey, wash am down with 10 bottles of beer. This one go require planning o |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by huninaija(f): 4:39am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: What's wrong with the first question? Is it no longer a question again? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by kandiikane(m): 4:40am On Dec 24, 2012 |
But that go wake am na. I just wan seduce the sleeping being not the whole sleeping body and mind. Ileke-IdI:LOL |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by GJames(m): 4:41am On Dec 24, 2012 |
when will d price of garri drop. |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Nobody: 4:43am On Dec 24, 2012 |
~ deleted~ lol |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by MrNigeria2(m): 5:03am On Dec 24, 2012 |
how to download fuel 2 Likes |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Kuljoe(m): 5:09am On Dec 24, 2012 |
How to make bombs and what is my name ? |
Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Morgan1092(m): 5:11am On Dec 24, 2012 |
1) Who pissed on d OP head? 2) Wen wil i get rich? 3) Wen wil ban cease in NL |
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