Hey! Google, how far na? Wetin dey hapun?...

Yet to get an ansa from 'it' till date.

Iya sukura get plantain?

Solozzo: Weirdest question i ever asked Google was: who has the largest penis in the world?

The answer was Jonah Falcon, a black American in the US. His penis size is 13.5inches in length; very popular with the older and middle aged women.

That was back in the 70s. I doubt he still holds the record.

Ileke-IdI:


Ghana gets uninterrupted electricity (most of the time), yet you have the audacity to ask Google the first question.

and the first foreign vist of john mahama was to nigeria pleding with jonathan to use his "influence" in the region to speed up the west african gas pipeline. So ghanian nigerian gas can keep powering their country. Ghastly!!

Ileke-IdI:


Ghana gets uninterrupted electricity (most of the time), yet you have the audacity to ask Google the first question.

u too mumu...shey na u give gayna 24hrs electricity huh? Are they generating more electricity than naija or what?

kandiikane:

That was back in the 70s. I doubt he still holds the record.

who now holds the record? .. Sori i deleted google from my browser long ago

Rukemi291: I sat in my office, looking at these two weird-looking unripe bananas a colleague gave me two days ago.

I thought to myself, ''What could have made her give me bananas....unripe ones at that.....and just two......not plantain.....when she didn't travel?

Who can i ask '' the implication of taking two unripe bananas from a female colleague?''

hmm 2 strange looking bananas like dild.os?

walex25: How to kill jews??

Who u be?

earn online ng

Oga google, wetin be the names of the three wise men?

Emoticon: Hey! Google, how far na? Wetin dey hapun?...

Yet to get an ansa from 'it' till date.

get ur answer @ www.news.google.com

Kuljoe: How to make bombs and what is my name ?

this guy? boko.... k

Where can i gt corpas lodge at ph

Price of garri I̶̲̥̅̊n peckham.

uceee: Oga google, wetin be the names of the three wise men?

Elebiju,Seun and Abrahamovic ahan u suppose know now shey u no do CRK for Ūя̲̅ secondary school ni,huh! See d result of bad education Ooº°˚ ˚°

deywarley: 1. When will I die?
2. Where will I die?
3. How will I die?

go to deathclock . Com

Elebiju: Elebiju,Seun and Abrahamovic ahan u suppose know now shey u no do CRK for Ūя̲̅ secondary school ni,huh! See d result of bad education Ooº°˚ ˚°

Olodo, dis wan wey u call na the three clowns.

Redmosquito: Who hit the OP on the head?

i wonder o....

When my house rent go xpire? And my bis?

I plucked mango one day,I then discovered It was not ripe for eating,not wanting t̲̣̣̥O̶̲̥̅̊ throw It away,and at Ʈђε̲̣ same time being idle.so I googled "how t̲̣̣̥O̶̲̥̅̊ cook unripe mango".I got answers,tried It,but couldn't eat ​M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ recipe

folahann: Mine were not questions. I have keyed in very funny keywords.

Like??

Picture of a bent p e n i s

How to prepare love charm

kemzole: I plucked mango one day,I then discovered It was not ripe for eating,not wanting t̲̣̣̥O̶̲̥̅̊ throw It away,and at Ʈђε̲̣ same time being idle.so I googled "how t̲̣̣̥O̶̲̥̅̊ cook unripe mango".I got answers,tried It,but couldn't eat M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ recipe

Nice one there.

huni_naija: How many rich young men does Nigeria have?

Just 2. (Me) and (the rest).