THREE WOMEN, A GERMAN, A JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN

PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER

QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER", SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP

UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM".



A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM

TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT ! WAS MY

MOBILEPHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE

DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT

OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF

TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR

EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL,

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX, "

really funny.

'Tis Kool.

Haha. That woman should have been a Nigerian

that's cool

lol

men dat fax strong o0o0o ,

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