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Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 6:55pm On Feb 19, 2008
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.

Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

Q. What's the difference between MouthAction & anal sex?
A. MouthAction makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a LovePeddler?
A. A LovePeddler sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian Mouth Action?
A. You know she'll swallow.

Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic!

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

Q. The three words most hated by men during sex?
A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went,

Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls.

Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?
A: Crust.

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
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Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 6:59pm On Feb 19, 2008
u are a dummy, a slowpoke, a scumbag
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:05pm On Feb 19, 2008
Opposite of success? Is what, may be you can help me answer that, cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by RDynamite(f): 7:06pm On Feb 19, 2008
lol
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:07pm On Feb 19, 2008
U better change it to, HELP ME!!!!, because is like ur dealing on EGOLD lol, cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by PurestBoy(m): 7:08pm On Feb 19, 2008
success123:

u are a dummy, a slowpoke, a scumbag


And also stupid
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 7:12pm On Feb 19, 2008
and i am also sorry to tell u that u are baseless
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:13pm On Feb 19, 2008
Don’t mind him because I ask him what is the opposite of success, and he started to abuse his creator! lol cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 7:18pm On Feb 19, 2008
well since u don't have reasoning, i was talking about ur write up, and i insist that that was a stupid write up, if u have nothing to do, go to hell.
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by nimbus(m): 7:20pm On Feb 19, 2008
lol
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2008
And opposite of HELL is what?, mr success, Nigeria man! cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 7:24pm On Feb 19, 2008
are u a stammerer bronze
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:25pm On Feb 19, 2008
Pls this JOKE ROOM is meant for old guys and ladies, not small small boys like, dem dem, I can’t shout, small talk here, dem go start to vex oh oooo, just because I ask am say, what is opposite of success  is what?, and he started to abuse his master cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2008
Small small boys. I mean dem dem, like to vex so much, they are not man enough lol, am 87 years now. lol cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2008
and this joke room is not meant for foolssssssssssssssssssssss, or old fagot like u, u swine
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by success123(m): 7:29pm On Feb 19, 2008
and googd bye lit with, i should be able to talk to people with brain tomorrow, and pray thatu are never there, cos u repose me
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:30pm On Feb 19, 2008
And the opposite of fools is what?, still don’t know the answer, and opposite of old age is what?, hahahahahahahahaaa dem dem! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:31pm On Feb 19, 2008
And the opposite of fools is what?, still don’t know the answer, and opposite of old age is what?, hahahahahahahahaaa dem dem! cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by goldenval(m): 7:34pm On Feb 19, 2008
Look, tomorrow I will be in Nigeria, can u give me ur number pls? so that I can make you my pal lol cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Warning: These Are Rude by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Feb 20, 2008
damn!

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