Migines:

There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the
plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The
captain announced to everyone to get into the
crash position, head between the knees.

A white woman was sitting next to a black woman,
so the white woman took out all her jewelry and
started putting it all on, so the black woman
asked her what was she doing?

The white woman replied, when the plane goes down
and they see all my jewelry they are going to
think that I am famous so they will rescue me
first. So the black woman started taking off
all her clothes, so the white woman asked the
black woman, what are you doing?

The black woman replied, when we crash, the
first thing they look for is the "black box."

Migines:

True transcript from court record:

Q: Just what did you do to prevent the accident?

A: Closed my eyes and screamed as loud as I could.



no point guessing the gender that gave the reply.

~Psst! Dont you mean the colour of her hair?!! ^{B-L-O-N-D-E . . . on second thoughts Am dam sure A-L-P-H-A  B-L-O-N-D-Y said that!}

Ben20001:

who?

You of course

mykali:

i tried really hard to laugh but i couldnt. so i cried instead. better than doing nuthin right?